You’d think she’d still have loads of the stuff for free but they’ve clearly cut her off, but then she does eat it by the jar with a spoon
she couldn’t think of any meals to make with it anyway 
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she couldn’t think of any meals to make with it anyway She even bought smart price ready made mash! Such a passionate foodie. Can just picture those balmy Cypriot evenings, sat by the lemon tree while her weathered old grandma pops some authentic pre made mash in the oven, the smell of the lemon treeS lingering in the air while the tinned spaghetti and 1% meat sausages gently simmer. Real salt of the earth stuff .
She’s made a typo, it should read be back with my tip jar, adverts and non declared affiliated links
She had the barefaced cheek to slag off the free school meals being sent home after Marcus Rashford’s win over summer and she can’t even budget appropriately to make her own child healthy meals.
Healthy start vouchers my hole
Such a good point
This had me hooting, @LanieAlso imagine if twitter did a tattle and after a short time you couldn't delete your post
Just imagine it!!
They’re thick as mince with no critical thinking skills.
The eating mayo by the spoon really gave me and I would like to think most other people the heaves.You’d think she’d still have loads of the stuff for free but they’ve clearly cut her off, but then she does eat it by the jar
Why does mince have different fat content? Loool they add it in don’t they. No wonder they’re so thick when she is. Can tell she FaIlED hEr gRAmmAR sChOol
Unlike R Jackie, who has a huge Mediterranean backside.
I can’t believe she didn’t even hide which Asda she shops in when she’s so scared for her safety...
I thought that Jack’s whole NICHE was making simple and affordable healthy meals for people on a very tight budget.
But she’s bought so much actual tit from Asda she’s just buying what every person who has no inspiration buys for their kids on a limited budget. Next weeks will definitely have Turkey Twizzlers in, as that’s the level she’s buying at. There isn’t any nutrition, buying vegetables doesn’t offset buying 20 sausages for £1 or instant mashed potato. And I thought it was cheaper and healthier to make fresh food, not packet mash?
She’s on a roll after being called out for the Ocado shop earlier and has gone in the opposite direction, however doing so you can see the anger pouring from her as she thinks of a way to retain credibility. Alas, buying tit sausages will not get it back.
But she’s bought so much actual tit from Asda she’s just buying what every person who has no inspiration buys for their kids on a limited budget. Next weeks will definitely have Turkey Twizzlers in, as that’s the level she’s buying at. There isn’t any nutrition, buying vegetables doesn’t offset buying 20 sausages for £1 or instant mashed potato. And I thought it was cheaper and healthier to make fresh food, not packet mash?
She’s on a roll after being called out for the Ocado shop earlier and has gone in the opposite direction, however doing so you can see the anger pouring from her as she thinks of a way to retain credibility. Alas, buying tit sausages will not get it back.
Both my kids hate fizzy drinks, not that they have been given it often. They have had a sip of mine when we have been out for meals and stuff. They like water, juice and milk.I think I missed it but...she went to Asda TWICE for two lots of shite! You don’t need to eat that sort of tit if you’re struggling, more proof that she has no idea about feeding you and your one child home cooked decent food on a budget. My kids didn’t touch fizzy pop until they could drink it with vodka, most kids these days drink water or diluting juice, fizzy shite cola is gonna be great for his teeth
This incessant fog-horning she does, that such-and-such book has been ‘commissioned’, as if she’s George R R Martin and the publisher simply needs these seminal works locked up inside her special little mind... when in fact, they’ve obviously just made a strategy that goes something like “okay, some people like your books but most people don’t. We need you to churn a book a year, any old rubbish will do, and we can market it specifically to the same small and loyal fan club. Let’s rinse the fools!”
It’s vile. I think she sometimes does these overeating comments to try to ape Nigella but there’s a difference between Nigella sneaking downstairs in her fancy nightie at midnight to eat some of her delicious leftovers and Jack, hopping onto one of her sideboards in her stretched out sports bra, hoofing a whole loaf of white bread into her ouchy mouth
Flood control, not so much 
Hi, been lurking a long time. I was so angry during the kitten saga I googled her and found I wasn’t the only one who was sick of her behaviour - everything that has been said here really.
I was looking at her mentions last night and saw the manky mink say “thankyou” and thought Mmmm. Her cover was different then and she also had Covid. Looks to have cleared up now mind as she’s been to Asda
You’ve all given me many laughs. I was beginning to think I was going mad so I’m glad others have seen all her bollox too.
I was looking at her mentions last night and saw the manky mink say “thankyou” and thought Mmmm. Her cover was different then and she also had Covid. Looks to have cleared up now mind as she’s been to Asda
You’ve all given me many laughs. I was beginning to think I was going mad so I’m glad others have seen all her bollox too.
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tit, this is bonkers. When was this tweet?Hi, been lurking a long time. I was so angry during the kitten saga I googled her and found I wasn’t the only one who was sick of her behaviour - everything that has been said here really.
I was looking at her mentions last night and saw the manky mink say “thankyou” and thought Mmmm. Her cover was different then and she also had Covid. Looks to have cleared up now mind as she’s been to Asda
You’ve all given me many laughs. I was beginning to think I was going mad so I’m glad others have seen all her bollox too.
I would never judge anyone buying cheap meat because you don’t know what people’s financial circumstances are but hey jack, if you think you are an authority enough to write a book on the topic , let me give you a tip. This is high welfare steak mince that I buy from my local ethical supermarket. It’s a little pricier than supermarket meat but unlike you I don’t spend money on rowing machines, cotswold furniture, Groucho memberships or 1st class sleeper trains to Edinburgh. Instead my first priority after bills and rent is spending money on making sure I’m making food choices that are as environmentally ethical as possible. You can afford it, you just choose not to because you don’t actually give a tit. And you don’t give a tit because you are an empty void with no soul.
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Tbh, my friend put on this lunchtime that the shelves were empty, and she couldn't get parked due to people going crazy.
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