Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

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Now cant stop thinking about how rank it would be to just crumble gravy granules into a pie mix šŸ¤¢ I wonder if she'd do the same with a stock cube?!
 
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In one of theses tweets - something similar that was mentioned about her forthcoming book the other week
 
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So I think perhaps we need to stop worrying about whether or not she is all right (in terms of being in a worrying state). Someoneā€™s clearly all right! But ... is someone writing their book?
Nice work, Veronicaa!
 
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Does Twitter rank followers in order of date they started following? ie, the newest followers are at the top? Because theres one very near the top who has been tweeting pro 'Bootstrap' stuff a lot since the 'Bootstrap' account went missing. I'm guessing Jack saw the gushing love and, in desperate need for jackolyte attention started DMing people and they started following the mink persona (who by the way lives in EdinburghšŸ™„)
She's not getting many likes or interaction, it must be killing her. No wonder she's had to go fishing for followers...
 
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This account isnā€™t even Jack hiding the fact itā€™s Jack, itā€™s covered in Jack posts.

Itā€™s all politics, trans rights and food. Jackā€™s ā€œspecialistā€ subjects šŸ™„ I am so amused, she canā€™t even hide among the millions of people on Twitter for longer than a few days. Basically because her ego knows no bounds, to be fair the only other thing she couldā€™ve done to give herself away was use Celery somewhere. Probably all pre planned by JM somehow. Idiot.
 
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Nice one @Veronicaaa

So not only does she have roughly 3 weeks left of writing, she isn't even having a Twitter break. Girls got more issues than Vogue.

It's like faking your own death and spying on your funeral to see how many people turned up šŸ˜³
 
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Aaaaand Jackie's trademark unnecessary verbosity too :LOL:

Brilliant triangulation @Veronicaaa! Vlad bonus incoming.
Absolutely HOOTING how she's referring people to a basic wikipedia page for more information. That's really tickled me for some reason... maybe because it's incredibly patronising?! Gee thanks, it's the year 2020 and I would never have thought to check out this new-fangled, unknown website that explains everything about a certain topic?!
 
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@Veronicaaa do your sleuthing skills only work on Twitter? Or can you have a go at IG too?
Because if she's using an anonymous Twitter account she could be doing same on IG.....
 
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Aaaaand Jackie's trademark unnecessary verbosity too :LOL:

Brilliant triangulation @Veronicaaa! Vlad bonus incoming.
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Aaaaand Jackie's trademark unnecessary verbosity too :LOL:

Brilliant triangulation @Veronicaaa! Vlad bonus incoming.
YES! Too many words, Jackie, too many words. Suppose it might help you fill out the Monroe Manifesto.

And peripatetic? I'm....not sure that means what you think it does?
 
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Adding to my post above - her dramatically deleting her main Twitter and Instagram and therefore manipulating the kinder hearts of her followers, some of the posters here even, into wondering if she is ok, if sheā€™s in a dark place, if sheā€™s looking after herself, whatā€™s happened to make her go quiet ... and sheā€™s been happily, prolifically existing under the guise of a stinky mink (and probably others) all the while gleefully tweeting away. What an unimaginable prick.
 
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Good morning everyone! I noticed this yesterday and didn't know whether the share it or not but it's so hilarious I can't keep it to myself. I's fairly sure I've found one of Jack's twitter alts (she's such a dummy re. triangulation she's replying to the bootstrapcook mentions). It's followed by Jack's mum and Louisa and is fond of 'thankyou very much', which is something of a tell. Anyway, someone yesterday posted that they've made a recipe from veganish (the fake bake pasties) and of course Jack couldn't help but reply about delicious her own recipe looked. The person she's replying to is oblivious that she's talking to the recipe's author and so gives her some tips on how they could be improved. And look - it seems that Jack's recipe says to put the gravy granules directly into the filling, rather than making up the gravy and adding that?!
ETA - the bio for the alt in question is "You should see my other account, itā€™s a Porsche" šŸ˜‚
Further ETA - she's got her location marked as "Edinburgh, Scotland"

Great work. Guess who was the single person who liked the comment below that attempts to justify her actions and behaviour? šŸ™ƒ

 
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Adding to my post above - her dramatically deleting her main Twitter and Instagram and therefore manipulating the kinder hearts of her followers, some of the posters here even, into wondering if she is ok, if sheā€™s in a dark place, if sheā€™s looking after herself, whatā€™s happened to make her go quiet ... and sheā€™s been happily, prolifically existing under the guise of a stinky mink (and probably others) all the while gleefully tweeting away. What an unimaginable prick.
When she makes her triumphant 'Bootstrap' return (of course she bleeping will) She'll go on about how she was hounded and quaking with fear. She'll say she had to stay off SM 'for her own safety' yadda yadda yadda
Hi JackiešŸ™‹ā€ā™€ļø you didn't leave. You are still active on SM. I would advise against any acrticles/announcements about 'tiptoe back' because we have the receipts.
 
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Jack advise someone how to parent? You mean, how to become a young carer for your narcissistic mother? Or how to watch your Mum sleep for fear she may well be dead? To be left on his own while sheā€™s twatting about to get praise on Twitter? Get to absolute duck, sheā€™s the last person to comment on parenting. Even me with zero children knows more than that twit does.

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Nope. My best pal has autism. He does not act like a thundercunt on Twitter! It's not having a "filter" and controlling what is an acceptable thing... she is coordinating pile ons. She knows exactly what she is doing! People get sent death threats because of her. She has an audience of 250k and thay requires responsbility. If she can't handle that then she needs to delete the account for good.

Having autism does not conflate with acting like a bleep. To say it is is insulting to the millions of autistic people who manage not to do so.
 
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Oh my god. Excellent work @Veronicaaa. Sheā€™ll be in dilemma later when she grunkas here - locking or deleting the account will be a nice hello from her to us šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
 
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