Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter

Oofadoofa · Sep 17, 2020

Echoing previous comments, but who the fuck is Natalia? It would be brilliant if Caroline quit after being furloughed/not being furloughed/getting paid by Monroe /but definitely getting paid by the government/or perhaps not getting paid at all and all so that her boss can sad fish for the bother it left HER in. And who knows, maybe she’s amongst us? Caroline, reveal yourself!

And re the letter thing. Did anyone else read about the binder for her son and imagine that his narcissist mum made him a binder of positive things others have said about HER? Haha. As in “don’t worry son, if you’re ever feeling down just pull out that binder I gave you and read about how amazing your mother is...”

Begborrowsteal · Sep 17, 2020

We all know shes a fucking eejit, but giving your kid affirmations as well? Fuck off. So poncey.

Cariad · Sep 17, 2020

Scarletfever said:
Yeh one of her followers has just replied:

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Maybe if she hadn't gone on a twitter delete , she'd still be able to see them

Jay-cloth Cow · Sep 17, 2020

Emmapism said:
Do we know what her handwriting looks like? This reminds me of the time Mrs Hinch sent a fan card to herself

Sorry I'm such a conspiracy wanker

She has amazing handwriting - as shown when she posted a selfie with a note to @Yel To prove it was her. I was very jealous

Shesaidwhat? · Sep 17, 2020

People-huv-tae-know said:
View attachment 244733Ain't that the truth. Have you been reading Tattle again Jack? The clock is ticking!

Oh don’t be modest Jack. What about the time your superhuman strength came to the fore and you sent your son flying off a swing?, The time you told Jude Law to sit the fuck down because you needed to see Redcar & let’s not forget the famous shin kicking incident on the train because ~~your~~ personal space is to be respected.

MarmiteExtract · Sep 17, 2020

Jay-cloth Cow said:
She has amazing handwriting - as shown when she posted a selfie with a note to @Yel To prove it was her. I was very jealous

'Tis really nice, I agree! The selfie in question:

Veronicaaa · Sep 17, 2020

LavaFlake said:
Did it even exist to begin with? Who knows It's hard to know what to believe...

https://giphy.com/TNk5NDanFOmv6

Oh I'm absolutely positive she did in fact create a lever arch folder specifically for any praise she got! I'm also absolutely positive it's somewhere in her house along with all the rest of her lever arch folders, perhaps she's misfiled it in the 'trolls' section of one of her massive bookcases.

Emmapism · Sep 17, 2020

Lovely penmanship!

lilamay · Sep 17, 2020

She's being outraged on twitter again, this time about the news that people may have to book in for A&E appointments. Someone replied with this:

Yeah, like Jack when she went to A&E with her 'black eye' !

kachoochoo · Sep 17, 2020

Ellabella said:
Natalie works at her literary agency. Jack has just given this woman (without running it past her first) the job of opening her post. So, having to travel to the workplace, open a load of mail, during Covid, read it all to protect JM from the mean stuff, then package it all up and arrange delivery to Southend. I'd be fuming.

I'd be wanting a decent bonus for this malarkey if I was her

BananaSmith · Sep 17, 2020

Thanks @kachoochoo for the screenshots. I'm not one of Jack's closest 280k friends so could only imagine these latest delights until now
Wow, just when you think you've seen it all, she surprises you again.

Switchstreetz · Sep 17, 2020

Alansbigplate said:
Don’t know I just do a drive-by liking

Babe, same

MooBelle said:
when they come up in the thread you press like or another emoji. The one with the most wins.
I'm useless because I 'like' them all which does nothing for anyone!!!

Its this bunch of mithering ninny maven's fault - if you weren't all so witty we wouldn't have to like all the posts on here
!!!

Bookweevil · Sep 17, 2020

Jay-cloth Cow said:
Well I'm pretty sure Mr Cow isn't one as when I was about to go to the supermarket yesterday I said 'I'd best slip into a pair of traaaaazers' (I hadn't been working naked fyi, i had been a lazy arse and not got out of my pjs) and he asked me why I was being weird.

I can’t say it any other way now. Same as when my friend told me her grandma insisted on spelling onion ‘union’ which makes perfect sense to me and I can no longer unsee it.

Shesaidwhat? · Sep 17, 2020

MarmiteExtract said:
'Tis really nice, I agree! The selfie in question:

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Something confuses me about her handwriting. It is beautiful I have to say but she’ll then say it’s awful and post a bunch of scribble I’d post a photo but I’m sadly not in her close friend circle of a quarter of a million.

Pocahontas · Sep 17, 2020

MarmiteExtract said:
'Tis really nice, I agree! The selfie in question:

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I remember you actually complimented her on her handwriting on the day. Made me lol. She didn’t respond though, did she? Rude.

blurstoftimes · Sep 17, 2020

Switchstreetz said:
Babe, same

Its this bunch of mithering ninny maven's fault - if you weren't all so witty we wouldn't have to like all the posts on here
!!!

'Still MITHERING on about things you know fuck all about' still makes me chuckle, especially because it was within the context of us being wrong about where her phone was charging

PoorPatrol · Sep 17, 2020

Jay-cloth Cow said:
She has amazing handwriting - as shown when she posted a selfie with a note to @Yel To prove it was her. I was very jealous

That message she wrote to Yel still gives me the heebie jeebies

Ninch55 · Sep 17, 2020

Breakdance Badass said:
Having a son around the same age I was disgusted when she wrote yesterday about her son’s “smeggy underwear”, it’s just a repulsive phrase to use and if his friends are on social media he will well and truly get the piss ripped out him. She treats him like a baby, I’m still shocked she puts him to bed at 7.30pm. Like how? I have to cajole mine about 2 hrs later to attempt to get him to bed!

She probably doesn’t, it’ll just be more of her ‘Supermom’ bullshit.

MarmiteExtract · Sep 17, 2020

Pocahontas said:
I remember you actually complimented her on her handwriting on the day. Made me lol. She didn’t respond though, did she? Rude.

Haha, I did! I love how it's all seared into our collective psyche. But no, sadly that comment went unanswered, as did my question about her favourite thread title.

Tabitha D · Sep 17, 2020

crystaleyesd said:
Oh god, now she's begging her followers to tell her how amazing she is so she can fill another lever arch (lol) with their praise. I'm so fucking embarrassed for her

ETA: Fuck I didn't realise she meant physically send stuff. This is really fucking pathetic.

Why on earth is she doing this? Does she want fulsome praise to pad out her book? Or is she hoping for cash/gifts? Either way, the woman’s narcissism is out of control.

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