Is that a box of dead birds? In the middle aisle at Lidl? I've taken my contact lenses out and can't see.If anyone likes Jack's Christmas bird garland, Lidl has these boxes of bird clips in around four different colours for £2.99 a box.
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Spend £20 and you could have a very nice Christmas tree for an awful lot lessthan Mack the Knife-Killer.
Late night Grunka so sorry if someone else has said this to you - but honestly, that’s precisely what she wants she is a massive fucking bully and whilst I’m here, I truly pity her nearest and dearest as she’s clearly a highly manipulative and spiteful bitch.I need to confess something here. I’ve been holding off commenting much because I’m genuinely anxious that if I get too involved then I’ll get summonsed to court. And then my cover will be blown and you’ll all see that it’s not Regina at all, it’s me, Phoebe. DAMMIT I just gave myself away
For how terrible her clothing choice was, her hair did look so nice on DKL. Very healthy and thick, I bet she has had massive huge regret from about 50 seconds after she shaved her head.
I showed that new profile picture to my Small Boy (9) just to get his reaction.Her smile is weird and creepy. It's not really. Filter makes it worse.
Spiteful is absolutely the right word for her. She is spiteful and nasty and doesn't give a flying fuck about the mental health of others when she throws around her veiled attempts at intimidation.Late night Grunka so sorry if someone else has said this to you - but honestly, that’s precisely what she wants she is a massive fucking bully and whilst I’m here, I truly pity her nearest and dearest as she’s clearly a highly manipulative and spiteful bitch.
I won’t go into the numerous reasons why nothing we’re doing is actually wrong, but isn’t it funny for someone that pretends to be top pov urchin she’s SO quick to threaten others with financial insecurity? Her constant threats about lawyering up are her using her social & financial capital as a weapon to silence others under the assumption that they don’t also have the disposable income to seek legal advice, much less a whole court case worth of it, is peak Tory cunt.
If she needs another £25k or whatever payout it was because she spunked the first one she’d be better off getting a fucking job rather than trying to rummage in everyone else’s pocketsThe greedy little goblin!
Yep! I’ve seen so many tattle threads where influencers pull this shit threatening to doxx them to their huge audiences to get eaten alive by actual trolls via an IP address, or they’ve got a contact at insta who will give them personal details. It’s such a huge fucking lie undeniably told to cause distress, because nothing else will come of it, they’re not fucking Turing cracking the enigma that apparently yields addresses from IPs. No one who has access to PII would risk their job & career to give it out, tbh not just that but you can now receive a fuckoff massive huge fine for non compliance with GDPR? But why is that okay? Why is #bekind one way?? It’s almost as if it’s a meaningless movement to keep influencers / SM z listers beyond reproach as has been the case for years and years now!Spiteful is absolutely the right word for her. She is spiteful and nasty and doesn't give a flying fuck about the mental health of others when she throws around her veiled attempts at intimidation.
I know it's a running joke with us now (like a lot of things she throws at us, cheers Jack for the lols) but look at the whole triangulation threats she was making, suggesting she could essentially track us to our doors! I've never seen anyone suggest doing similar to her, other than to point out the stupidity in her decision to share photos and information with the public that could easily reveal her home location.
To suggest that she would track people to their homes for daring to critique her on a gossip forum is down right nasty and frankly, bat shit. Likewise with her threats of police, courts and lawyers. Nasty, vindictive piece of work she is.
Hahaha, not even had my first cup of tea yet and already I'm HOOTING.Are fish finger lasagnes a protected category?
I think her usage of 'hoofed' is quite apt since she permanently has her foot in her mouth.
Friends, it is time to give you my review for the final two episodes of DKL. The first thing I noticed in episode nine (putting on my fashion maven hat) is how dreadful and unflattering that denim shirt with puffball sleeves and sparkly embroidery is. At around five minutes in, when they cut to one of the guests on the screen, you can hear Jack stage-whispering 'I don't have my cards'. A consummate professional at work. To put to bed the whole question of chain restaurants, when Jack is talking about how long you could cook her dal recipe for, she herself says 'there is a chain of restaurants in London - Dishoom - that do theirs for twenty four hours'. During a question segment, Jack is asked why beef mince can have different percentages of fat. She helpfully responds 'well it just does, doesn't it?’ I give this episode five gabbled adjectives for dal out of five.
Most of episode ten is completely uneventful. I find myself getting distracted, contemplating whether Jack's heavy breathing and nasal voice quality have anything to do with her adenoids. Perhaps she should add that to her list of ailments. Matt dares to compare Jack to THAT MAN while she is shaking up a salad dressing in a jar. She is quick to tell us that many chefs have used this technique, lest we think that she has any respect for Jamie Oliver in particular. At about thirty minutes in we get a shot of one of her cards, on which she has scrawled the words 'today Matt I'm making a lentil bean + kale salad'. In my weird little maverick brain it makes me think of someone appearing on Stars in Their Eyes in a kale salad ensemble. Add that to the list of potential court outfits. As the series draws to a close, Jack's final words are 'thank you so Matt much, Matt'. The RSPCA turned up on my doorstep looking for an owl in distress. I rate it one wheelbarrow chicken out of five.
I would like to wrap up by saying that for a bunch of horrid harpies and harridans you have been very lovely and welcoming.
Now fuck off.
Yes absolutely x
Her constant threats about lawyering up are her using her social & financial capital as a weapon to silence others under the assumption that they don’t also have the disposable income to seek legal advice, much less a whole court case worth of it .....
Yes absolutely xGreat work with the photoshopping. Would yourself or @Marmalade Atkins be able to give others a very basic guide on how to do this if inspired to try?
All this talk of PowerPoint and Comic Sans etc made me think of this guy, remember him??That sounds amazing, maybe she will want to borrow my 9 yr olds PowerPoint she made for school on being a food waste hero?
Oh yes. Annoying little fucker wasn't he?All this talk of PowerPoint and Comic Sans etc made me think of this guy, remember him??
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Massively agreed.We all know that Jack can be tricky with her use of language, but surely she is smart enough to know that she can't provide a lawyer with her own constructed spin about the commentary of others on her publicly expressed views. She isn't stupid, but she would be doing a very stupid thing if she chose to continue with a twisted narrative all the way to a courtroom. The exposure of any case she had formulated to her lawyer would be rapid, and she would be the one who ended up incurring heavy costs this time. The best thing she could do is ignore this place, and just try to resurrect her career.
Too right he was. Kept popping up even after he’d been told to get himself fucked! “Do you want me to save this for you?” “Well what do you think? I’ve spent 7 minutes adding a comic filter to all my recipes in my back catalogue, why wouldn’t I want you to save it? Daft bendy paper clip twat!!”Oh yes. Annoying little fucker wasn't he?
It makes no sense that she would prefer to take charity off strangers, but refused to ask her own family and in particular the father of her child. She was ashamed to ask for help from those that care for her, but accept charity? Everyone I know would see it the other way around, charity is seen as a last resort and that is when shame kicks in.I can’t believe she suggested she would have died if not for food banks. She could have asked for help at any point.
Can you imagine being her lawyer? Every couple of days Jack emailing going 'they're being MEAN about me on the internet again! One of them said my cartoon filtered dip looked like a bowlful of VOMIT! It got 18 reaction scores! Mark, please help, they're messing with my CAREER!'Mark Lewis isn’t going to take this case because there isn’t one.
It's made me remember WordArt!All this talk of PowerPoint and Comic Sans etc made me think of this guy, remember him??
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