Jack Monroe #72 It’s not a government briefing, you don’t need to announce locking down

[Houseoflearneddoctors]

Deleted Grenfell post, complete with photo of her in a firefighter's uniform — first shared by Yel back in thread 14: https://web.archive.org/web/2017071...om/2017/06/16/we-need-to-talk-about-grenfell/

That is disgusting. Talking like she’s an expert investigating, and then talking like she’s the only volunteer slaving away with children wide eyed around her feet, and then like SHE is an actual victim of the fire! Absolutely mind blowing. duck her. duck off. What an awful human being.

 

[Eurgh]

If the most interesting stuff that had ever happened to me was going to provincial nightclubs 15 years ago I wouldn’t be going on about it so much tbh.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Is she suggesting she invented Twunt?

 

[FrumpyCat]

I’m gonna guess that this was some kind of away day for the call handlers based on the people she’s with rather than actual frontline firefighter training. No disrespect but they’re not firefighters!

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The rest...she inserts herself into the narrative when she could just comment on the facts which are bad enough. She doesn’t have to position herself as a bloody expert all the damn time


I’m thinking that by restricting the comments she is possibly in more of an echo chamber than ever and no one can react even just to wince at this clanger!

yes it is so obviously a call handler training day. I know this is stereotyping, but they really don't look like a group of physically fit fire fighters.

 

[Alansbigplate]

She called herself a '999 call handler' on the Election Blind Date piece on the BBC News. That was May 2017.

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Video:

Toff and Jack Monroe's election blind date

Made in Chelsea star Toff and blogger Jack Monroe have very different views. Will they get on?

www.bbc.co.uk

But then a couple of months later (June/July?):

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So which is it?

I think they’re likely synonyms really but she’s definitely inflating her importance the second time with a more official title and then to suggest she’s had training, uniform, a passing out parade and all the other gubbins it’s just Dolezal level of pretend

 

[peperomia]

well remembered, by the morning she had reviewed the entire file or something while presumably wearing her leftover fireman’s uniform (traazers on a bird!) from her passing out parade

Ye s, she pulled together a team of experts then went to Grenfell to personally supervise.

I believe she also said something along the lines of that she was pulling up the architectural plans for said bullshit justice saviour mission/professional consultation as she processed the news.
She never had access to them, and even if she had she would have no idea what to do with them/understand them in any circumstance or context. I hypothetically wish sometimes that I could actually debate her face to face and dismantle all of this fabricated tit she talks, and expose just how little she knows about all of the things she claims.

She is such a nasty little weasel, I hope people see this statement she's making.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Is she suggesting she invented Twunt?

Ring binders

 

[kachoochoo]

WTF. ‘Fires she has put out’

and she invented the word twunt! to think, i used to take these articles at face value!

and the opening sentences are just perfect --
"I imagine any time you meet Jack Monroe it always feels a bit like you have interrupted her mid-story. There is a brilliant indiscretion about her, as if her life is not entirely contained and you have turned up in the nick of time to try to help her keep a handle on it." so, she's exhausting, yeah?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Is she suggesting she invented Twunt?

couldn’t let it go because her brother served in Iraq...the same brother she punched and is now estranged from?

 

[Cuileann]

Fresh from taking a mass mailing to task, now off for a big daytime sleep with big snores before rising like Bagpuss at 3pm for big chuckles in the garden.

This has nothing really to do with anything, and probably puts me at some risk, but Bagpuss always freaked me out to the point of gag reflex when I was very little

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

This is exhausting

 

[Emmapism]

That's bang on isn't. She's always mid-story. We just don't know which story she's pulled out of the library on any given day.

 

[OhhBacon]

I believe she also said something along the lines of that she was pulling up the architectural plans for said bullshit justice saviour mission/professional consultation as she processed the news.
She never had access to them, and even if she had she would have no idea what to do with them/understand them in any circumstance or context. I hypothetically wish sometimes that I could actually debate her face to face and dismantle all of this fabricated tit she talks, and expose just how little she knows about all of the things she claims.

She is such a nasty little weasel, I hope people see this statement she's making.

I think you'll find she claimed to be looking at the floor plans the evening that it happened. This was incredible foresight because the fire didn't happen till 1am. So flicking through some plans at 10pm the night before is quite remarkable... the receipts are on here somewhere!

*A nasty weasel is a good description.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Ring binders

Was just about to comment on the ring binders, I'm surprised she had 6 and not 3. But then I guess 6 ring binders might equal 3 lever arch files...

 

[Upthisweek]

She called herself a '999 call handler' on the Election Blind Date piece on the BBC News. That was May 2017.

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Video:

Toff and Jack Monroe's election blind date

Made in Chelsea star Toff and blogger Jack Monroe have very different views. Will they get on?

www.bbc.co.uk

But then a couple of months later (June/July?):

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So which is it?

Fire Control operator is the same as fire 999 call handler. You're responsible for directing crews and taking calls from public in the control room.

 

[Alansbigplate]

yes it is so obviously a call handler training day. I know this is stereotyping, but they really don't look like a group of physically fit fire fighters.

Using photos with misleading titles is her M.O, so this funny photo she took wearing the outfit with her call handler mates becomes proof she was a firefighter in training and the photo of toast and water that she took while living with a millionaire doing a £10 a week (I think?) challenge becomes proof she was on the breadline. It’s lies by any other name and THAT my learned friends is why we’re here

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Fire Control operator is the same as fire 999 call handler. You're responsible for directing crews and taking calls from public in the control room.

Thanks for clearing that up. Head is spinning less now

 

[Alansbigplate]

That's bang on isn't. She's always mid-story. We just don't know which story she's pulled out of the library on any given day.

Dodge and weave

 

[Malacandra]

That is disgusting. Talking like she’s an expert investigating, and then talking like she’s the only volunteer slaving away with children wide eyed around her feet, and then like SHE is an actual victim of the fire! Absolutely mind blowing. duck her. duck off. What an awful human being.

A dear friend who is very close to the Grenfell enquiry just told me that she keeps clear of all the online craziness.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I think you'll find she claimed to be looking at the floor plans the evening that it happened. This was incredible foresight because the fire didn't happen till 1am. So flicking through some plans at 10pm the night before is quite remarkable... the receipts are on here somewhere!

*A nasty weasel is a good description.

Yes in that link to the article posted earlier up thread it’s quite inventive!