Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone

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Posting these results before JM does another sensual sideboard shoot / turns up to one of our houses / flies to the US (prayer circle for content that’d usurp DKL pls?)

Not sure if this is daring to suggest that both dishes are inedible OR is it in fact sad little haus fraus don’t know how to answer polls ???

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How can she be bothered to live like this? It must be so stressful. Well done to these folks on calling her out in 2017. 👏
 
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Of course it's the arnica Jack. Not the fact it was only a minor injury to begin with.
 
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I can understand why she's using three (very distinct) shades of eyeshadow here, but why does she insist on putting highlighter on the brow?

Honestly, does this crap never end?! How do you even fall into a tap without cracking your jaw on the basin?
 
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I thought she wasn’t going to post any more selfies until it healed? She just couldn’t resist.
 
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Kinda feels like the calm after the tit storm doesn't it?

Wonderful recap as always @Pocahontas Anyone else really look forward to them?

The morning briefing at Conspiracy Wankers HQ. Pocahontas addresses the group, clip board in hand as @Silver Linings and @Marmalade Atkins collate the receipts 😂
 
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So Scottish Jack, Vonny, is now on ADHD medication she’s announced. She says it’s life changing... so is changing your look every 5 minutes and your boyfriend.... I would love the 2 of them to meet, it would be a proper ailment off
It would be like crossing the beams in ghost busters, or feeding gremlins after midnight
 
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