Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone

[Raker]

Yay @Hunty !! You’re back amongst us!!!

Sadly there’s very little for you to base your next diagnosis on, as there’s been a terrible incident with the case notes. Luckily however, top medical data specialist @Silver Linings and her plucky team from across the country have been backing up the servers, so we can still have one of your incisive evidence-based pronouncements when you’re ready.

.... Or you can just go with your gut feeling, however you want to run today’s clinic

 

[Malacandra]

You've just reminded me of of one of my favourite films, which in turn has reminded me of Jack doing one of her Hellmanns lives.

Oh God that is glorious. <scurries off to find film>

 

[PoorPatrol]

I know we’ve had Jimmy already, but for our future cabal cousins from across the howling depths of the magnificently ephemeral Atlantic - an American version
Ffs my Kandi ‘The Lies’ gif is broken!!!

 

[Pocahontas]

Someone needs to suggest these insufferable fools for the next “celeb” BB. I’d hate watch it.

It would be the ultimate three-way Eeyore off.

 

[missbct]

Reporting for duty with my collection 2000

 

[PoorPatrol]

Someone needs to suggest these insufferable fools for the next “celeb” BB. I’d hate watch it.

I want her to go into the jungle! Not being able to do anything because of random and irrelevant (undiagnosed) conditions doesn’t usually go down very well. She could be the camp cook! “Guys, tonight we have rinsed kangaroo bollocks in a fermented kombucha reduction, and I’m 90% vegan and an alcoholic BTW”.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

I want her to go into the jungle! Not being able to do anything because of random and irrelevant (undiagnosed) conditions doesn’t usually go down very well. She could be the camp cook! “Guys, tonight we have rinsed kangaroo bollocks in a fermented kombucha reduction, and I’m 90% vegan and an alcoholic BTW”.

They're not in the jungle this year. It could be her time!

 

[crystaleyesd]

It would be the ultimate three-way Eeyore off.

Eyeore off, surely, dear heart.

 

[IndigoStar]

All trying to outdo one another, tripping over each other’s walking sticks trying to hold their eyepatches and frozen peas in place!

Hooting!

Catching up a bit again today, congrats to @Dogmuck for a well deserved title crown, and of course I will need to change my housecoat today in recognition of yet another superb thread roll by the fabulous @Pocahontas

Someone needs to suggest these insufferable fools for the next “celeb” BB. I’d hate watch it.

Me too. I would even pay for a 24/7 live stream of it like how BB used to do back in the day.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Yesterday's Instagram clear out. 73 posts deleted.

And Twitter

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

They're not in the jungle this year. It could be her time!

I can't see it because her profile isn't high enough in that viewing demographic.

Mind you, one thing 2020 has taught me is nothing surprises me anymore!

 

[MrsOgre]

She's recently liked this post on twitter, of somone decorating their house with her prints

 

[IndigoStar]

I think I may have found the reason behind the eyecident.

Not content with releasing fancy pants harissa under her stand in's name, I think it's been a clever marketing ploy for her new swag... eye shadow!!

 

[Scotty1976]

Just a heads up for our new transatlantic friends

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They could have Fleetwood Mac too "tell me lies ,tell me sweet little lies "

 

[Montrachet]

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Yay @Hunty !! You’re back amongst us!!!

Sadly there’s very little for you to base your next diagnosis on, as there’s been a terrible incident with the case notes. Luckily however, top medical data specialist @Silver Linings and her plucky team from across the country have been backing up the servers, so we can still have one of your incisive evidence-based pronouncements when you’re ready.

.... Or you can just go with your gut feeling, however you want to run today’s clinic

Found these gems to aid the recovery efforts under 'Jack Monroe Deleted'. Wondered if Jack's top reply could be her own entry for the #70 thread title?

 

[Malacandra]

Oh God that is glorious. <scurries off to find film>

Should that have been <scuttles off>?

 

[GingGangGoolie]

 

[Scotty1976]

Just as a visual reminder of Jack’s amazing healing, I’m copying one of the funnier posts that displayed this here.
Also, this:
View attachment 233772Gordon Bennett, more like.

Miaspplied just makes me think of make up

 

[emmer_moans]

Ah, CBA to read 50 pages today because “I am BUSY” and “need a p*ss and a sandwich.” Am I right in thinking we are on “new leaf” and lots of tweets deleted?

 

[Pocahontas]

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So sublime, angels are weeping