If my clit resembled an oyster, I'd be down A&E quicker than Bullshit JackieLittle clitorises. LITTLE?
Am I the only one who doesn't think an oyster is the equivalent of a little clitoris?
Jack Monroe #68 Take a day off mate, seriously
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As I said, they're not. Our system is completely different.
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Definitely sounds like a family living on the breadline, doesn't it
YES!!!!! Apart from the lies and general bullshit, it’s this — the modern day Robin Hood, taking from the
What an absolute bastard
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I have now triangulated that you do not have unruly labia. I’ll see myself out.Little clitorises. LITTLE?
Am I the only one who doesn't think an oyster is the equivalent of a little clitoris?
She boils my piss "Hiya that's me". Lying witch.
Where are her parents and why are they not calling her put on her utter rubbish.
So tempted to send Jay Rayner a link to this thread and tell him to educate himself first.
Where are her parents and why are they not calling her put on her utter rubbish.
So tempted to send Jay Rayner a link to this thread and tell him to educate himself first.
Doctor, doctor, my clitoris looks like an oyster and my labia are unruly
Her eye looks a bit swollen but not Iife threatening.Where's the black and swollen eye
I had a much less luxurious childhood that Jack, actual WC ya know. If I was bleating on about living off food stamps (which we don’t bleeping have in the UK) my mum would bash me right up. That’s the other thing about being genuinely working class, it’s a bit like Fight Club, you don’t actually talk about it.
Babe, same.
To be fair I think someone asked for recommendations for someone who had grown up on food stamps and her name was mentioned. She didn’t volunteer herself.
A few pages back but someone mentioned universal basic income. It’s probably the only thing she will write in this book that I will agree with and be interested in reading, if I bought it which I won’t as I refuse to give her a penny.
Some of the Nordic countries do this. It involves giving a sum of money to people in and out of work. Think around 500 pounds. No sanctions.
Even the threat of sanctions made me ill. This is just my personal view but paying people on benefits 317 a month in the short term might be fair enough. But it’s often not short term. Plus things will get worse for a lot of people job wise after coronavirus. I’ve no issue with people being lifted out of poverty. Poverty tourists like her bother me a lot though.
It’s moot really as I don’t think it will happen in the UK. But it might in an Indy Scotland or Wales.
I would prefer to read a book about UBI than I would about someone unscrewing lightbulbs. That’s for sure.
As for the bruise. I tore my calf a couple of years ago. Purple and yellow from my knee to my ankle. Crutches. And I went to A and E because I couldn’t walk.
Yes if she smacked her head it was the right thing to do to get looked over. But not 24 hours later. You put a photo of the bruise up before you go to hospital? Away you go.
I thought the bullying ninnies comment was dreadful. She really needs to take a long hard look at how she interacts with people on all her social media before she calls other people out.
A few pages back but someone mentioned universal basic income. It’s probably the only thing she will write in this book that I will agree with and be interested in reading, if I bought it which I won’t as I refuse to give her a penny.
Some of the Nordic countries do this. It involves giving a sum of money to people in and out of work. Think around 500 pounds. No sanctions.
Even the threat of sanctions made me ill. This is just my personal view but paying people on benefits 317 a month in the short term might be fair enough. But it’s often not short term. Plus things will get worse for a lot of people job wise after coronavirus. I’ve no issue with people being lifted out of poverty. Poverty tourists like her bother me a lot though.
It’s moot really as I don’t think it will happen in the UK. But it might in an Indy Scotland or Wales.
I would prefer to read a book about UBI than I would about someone unscrewing lightbulbs. That’s for sure.
As for the bruise. I tore my calf a couple of years ago. Purple and yellow from my knee to my ankle. Crutches. And I went to A and E because I couldn’t walk.
Yes if she smacked her head it was the right thing to do to get looked over. But not 24 hours later. You put a photo of the bruise up before you go to hospital? Away you go.
I thought the bullying ninnies comment was dreadful. She really needs to take a long hard look at how she interacts with people on all her social media before she calls other people out.
Yes, I give her credit for turning up. Sorry Jack, I misjudged you on that.
Wonder how much she got paid for it, and whether she would still have been paid had she not done it.
I think it was equivalent to half a side board, or two cheapo tvs.
'lostblackboy' is now following Jack on Twitter. He's in for a shock when she posts the next granny knicker pics.
She never corrects anyone though, unless the correction works in her favour. Jack's ace move is lying by omission
So true. She reminds me of those people in the USA who keep getting caught out cos-playing as African American, when they are white e.g. Rachael Dolezal, There was another one this week. They know how to use their privilege to leverage themselves into influential positions e.g academia and public sector roles. Meanwhile, people of colour don’t get these opportunities.
A middle class idiot playing at being poor.
As someone who works with some of the most vulnerable people in society, it rips my knitting.
Someone is trying to tell the truth about Jack. A valiant person in a sea of deluded blue tickers.
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