’...or bleating or 90%-non-meat-eating or eye beating or blue-tick greeting’. FFS. 
Jack Monroe #68 Take a day off mate, seriously
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Actually , I think this is near the truthPraise Jesus, Hallelujah!
Demons out, demons out, demons out...
Fraus, that was some miracle we've witnessed
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We've all seen the articles claiming she's an ACTUAL prophet and has HEALING powers. Maybe she turned that power inwards? I'm not au fait with the New Testament, but did Jesus ever heal himself? Or was it just something he did for strangers and passing lepers? Did anyone have a black eye in Galilee?
Maybe she could use her powers for good not evil? She could save the NHS millions. Nothing big like broken bones or anything, but definitely bruises and soft tissue damage.
(Apologies if this offends anyone, I'm not taking the piss out of you. I'm completely taking the piss out if JM and her apparent Messiah like skillset)
Not only did she invent Healthy Start vouchers, she also grew up on food stamps! Amazing!
Omg the cheek, her parents wouldn’t even be eligible for the new means tested child benefit much less “food stamps”
Tbh the fact she’d lie about that is so vile I don’t feel guilty being vile myself - think she probably had an eye infection from touching her eyes with those filthy hands & dressed it up as a black eye.
Does Jay Rayner have no idea that Jack is a pathological liar and did NOT grow up on food stamps, but comes from a comfortable, middle-class background: multiple properties, Range Rover, ballet lessons, etc, etc, etc.
Was fully convinced she would duck out of doing the conference at all, given her track record. So I'm glad she actually turned up! (yes, this is damning someone with faint praise...)
Lol. Looks like someone is taking the piss
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She is the court-appointed mouthpiece of poverty for the establishment
A lot of non blue tickers nominated her in that very same thread, really odd that the only person she replied to was a well known blue tick food writer!?!
Long time lurker.
My daughter earlier in the year woke with a swollen eye (as in pic) no injury and she wasn't in pain so gave her some antihistamine as that seemed most likely reason for it. The swelling went down and by the end of the day looked normal. I think it looks pretty similar to Jack's (obviously no sparkly eyeshadow on my little one!).
My daughter earlier in the year woke with a swollen eye (as in pic) no injury and she wasn't in pain so gave her some antihistamine as that seemed most likely reason for it. The swelling went down and by the end of the day looked normal. I think it looks pretty similar to Jack's (obviously no sparkly eyeshadow on my little one!).
She can cure arthritis just by getting bored of using a stick, survived falling under a train (with no visible injuries), cured her allergy to tomatoes (and oysters/little clitorises), quickly recovered from burnout despite a chemical rollercoaster, managed to immediately overcome an ouchy mouth using only lipstick (admittedly from a lady doctor) and is now able to place her healing hands on a black eye and make it resolve within 2 days. She really is the modern day version of Lazarus.
Please make people stop referring to her for this post and also that Jack is liking every single post
I looked at some of the other photos of speakers on the hashtag and they were only getting 50 or 60-odd views too, some even as few as our Jackie.
Looks like the black eye has joined Jack's big John Lewis bin in the sky along with all the other shite that never happened.
Why do people keep tagging her in that food stamp post? The USA is very different from the UK, especially in terms of both food culture and poverty. First, rinse your Kraft mac & cheese...
"I hope tackling the mega-courgette goes well!" - She hasn't been telling the delegates about her cock drawer has she?
I didn’t watch it but £275 quid seems a bit steep considering none of them looked like they wanted to be there. I hope those that did pay got some benefit from it.
Wow, what a miraculous recovery.
What a lying bastard! Amazing that no one close to her is calling her out. She even managed to get Louisa to lie about inventing the healthy start vouchers. Maybe Jack can Grunka Lunka through space and time too!
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