My goddddd she always has to have it worse than anyone else doesn’t she? God forbid anyone mistakenly think life is not so bad in her sweaty Betty leggings on her cotswold sideboards. Is her Emin crooked or something?
when i gave up smoking someone said a good tip was to put a load of dog ends in a jar of water and every time you got a craving you had to take a big sniff of the contents. I'm gipping at the memory.
Is that the Supernanny? What the actual duck does she know about poverty?
She Also had the bank of mum and dad. Oh, and the extremely supportive co-parent who has not only paid maintenance since day 1 has made sure his son wants for nothing.
For you Jack, it bleeping was!!! Just thank them and file the details where you aren't gonna bother doing anything with!
she just can’t help herself can she? She is pure EVIL and doesn’t give a tit about anyone but herself!
Simmer *not boil* pasta until it’s too soft , dump in a pan, throw some chunks of courgette in, grate some halloumi, throw some of that other tit I listed in there and finish by opening the lid of some black pepper and dumping half the bottle in. You’re welcome Lee , now duck off.
She doesn’t even live in the UK
Work it out for yourself Lee, boil the pasta and fling the ingredients over it. It's not likely to be more complex than that.
In an old cereal box shoved down the side of the bed.
It will be with lemon in it acid will curdle cream like nothing else.That carbonara looks curdled. And just tit. Halloumi in it, too! Jesus wept
What kind of supposed food expert offers up an ugly looking carbonara as some kind of aspirational dish? Only #greekcypriot when it suits you, right hun?
The lips emoji juxtaposed with something that looks like fermented human remains is really quite something
