Crikey, I remember that song. Thanks for the ear wormIn 1972 in the UK, a band called Lieutenant Pigeon got a number one hit with a song called 'Mouldy Old Dough'. 'Mouldy Old Dough' were the only three words in the song. Whenever JM mentions her next cookery book, those three words seem like an apt title.
Not only a food expert, oh no! According to the latest insta tags, she is now also a food STYLIST no less!!None of it looks like restaurant quality food. Now, I know she is NOT A CHEF, but I would expect more from a self appointed 'food expert'. I could whack up pics of my bog standard weekday dinners and they'd look better. Can't stand the "don't judge me" for saying that she might have an ice-cream after eating a dinner that consists mainly of vegetables. Oh you bold little greedy goblin, Jack! Tee hee!
Absolutely for a non-"shitty bungalow" that she owns.I'm putting a tenner on demonology being the next random passion she acquires for an afternoon (never to be mentioned again thereafter). Do you think she'd sell her soul for a new Smeg?
Those potatoes look exactly like the ones that are in Tesco's £10 meal deal at the moment. A trip to Tesco Express this afternoon?
And the lemonBut it will sure clear her nostrils.
Exactly. It's only a couple of weeks back when I recognised some hors d'oeuvre type of thing she photographed which was just stuff bought from a supermarket deli. Small stuffed red peppers - that type of thing. She didn't make them. Quelle surprise.Those potatoes look exactly like the ones that are in Tesco's £10 meal deal at the moment. A trip to Tesco Express this afternoon?
Alright? Tender, innit. Strewth, those hand-prodded beans had a quick transit time!Darl? Good grief, all Ozzy now.
Her table might be 2 metres long, but the dining room is so cold she doesn't even put the heating on (well that wouldn't help) so they had better wear thermals and bring a hot water bottle. And wasn't her table an old cracked formica one just the other day when she was going to eat greengage and ham?
The comparison made me think of this:View attachment 227191View attachment 227192
Any chance someone may have read this mornings guardian?
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Yes absolutely xHer followers are so OTT aren't they?
I laughed way too much at this (but can’t seem to react with the laughing emoji. I think this one is also quite good, Jack’s obviously being the leftThe comparison made me think of this:
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(Left - original, Right - JM's version)
Yes absolutely x
What is “ooft” meant to convey, do we think. To me, it is something like when someone bangs into you with a trolley at the supermarket. It’s not a pleasurable thing.
Yerwhat?? Mushrooms are full of water, boiling them will just add yet more water. If you then fry them, you will get a pan awash with mushroom water. None of this is very enticing.
To me "ooft" is the sound coming from Jack's bowels after eating her own cooking.What is “ooft” meant to convey, do we think.
I know . Weird. That’s why mushrooms should be wiped clean, if need be before cooking as opposed to washing them otherwise they go soggyWhat is “ooft” meant to convey, do we think. To me, it is something like when someone bangs into you with a trolley at the supermarket. It’s not a pleasurable thing.
Yerwhat?? Mushrooms are full of water, boiling them will just add yet more water. If you then fry them, you will get a pan awash with mushroom water. None of this is very enticing.
My Italian friend would smite her for that abomination
Runber bands SouthendMy Italian friend would smite her for that abomination
I hope she has a decent toothbrush tbh, reading about that breakfast makes me want to nip out of bed and brush mineFrom her 'mushroom rogan josh' recipe from last November...
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Mentioning her 'drafty flat' (how she can even call it a flat I do not know), hating food (she 'glowered' at the veg in her fridge), and taking to Twitter with a poll.... some thing never change eh?
Also... the thought of taking a whole pan of curry to eat in bedAnd she goes on to say it was 'so delicious that I had it cold for breakfast this morning, smeared on toast'
I can never hear this song without thinking of a frustrated Whoopi Goldberg shouting ‘Mick, Mick, Mick! Speak ENGLISH!’These are the lyrics for the Rolling Stones 'Jumpin Jack Flash'. I haven't changed them because it looks like Mick Jagger and Keith Richards wrote it about her - decades before she was even born. They even had the foresight to write about 'a crust of bread'. I think Mick and Keef were a couple of psychics.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at the morning driving rain
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas
But it's all right. I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash
It's a gas, gas, gas
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled , yeah yeah
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was crowned with a spike right through my head
But it's all right…
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