Why? was the podding machine broken, must have been sooo difficult to pod by hand, go have a nap
you could not pay me enough to eat that, why does she hate food? Why does she make everything look like the contents of a waste disposal unit?
Jack Monroe #65 Green gages and ham
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you could not pay me enough to eat that, why does she hate food? Why does she make everything look like the contents of a waste disposal unit?
But it will sure clear her nostrils.
Hand podded beans? What else are you supposed to use besides your hands-not that I think that superfluous guff adds much to the appetising description having seen Jackโs nails.
So poor louisa is out of pocket there no doubt.
None of it looks like restaurant quality food. Now, I know she is NOT A CHEF, but I would expect more from a self appointed 'food expert'. I could whack up pics of my bog standard weekday dinners and they'd look better. Can't stand the "don't judge me" for saying that she might have an ice-cream after eating a dinner that consists mainly of vegetables. Oh you bold little greedy goblin, Jack! Tee hee!
Have you finished, Jack? I was quietly reading about panda sex and I'd like to get back to it now, thank you very Matt much, Matt. Xoxo
If I'm being nice...at least she's being somewhat productive? She really needs to get over whatever filter she's using to make everything look too dark, though. It's not appealing when it's food photography. Make it light and cheerier, dear heart.
Honestly this one of the few times I'm glad my nonna and nonno have passed. They're probably still rotating in their grave, and likely do so everytime someone cooks pasta in the sauce
But do you notice that Mrs J didn't get to saw the table in half and take it with her when she left. The whole table is still residing at Chateau Jacques.
Any chance someone may have read this mornings guardian?
Marmalade, I love that!
Panda sex? We've had two pandas at Edinburgh Zoo for years now, and not once have those furry friends done the horizontal mambo. Nope, not even when offered extra bamboo and candle lighting as a bribe.
Darl? Good grief, all Ozzy now.
Her table might be 2 metres long, but the dining room is so cold she doesn't even put the heating on (well that wouldn't help) so they had better wear thermals and bring a hot water bottle. And wasn't her table an old cracked formica one just the other day when she was going to eat greengage and ham?
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Yes! I know nothing about photography, but her filters are awful! It makes everything look festering and radioactive ... and not in a fun way.
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Her followers are so OTT aren't they? 
She makes her food look like crime scene photos. And maybe a lot of the time they should be seen as that... but it's hardly enticing a lot of people in!
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Whoever it was, they should get their tongue surgically removed from Jack's posterior. It is so sycophantic that I don't even know if it is someone taking the piss. JM is too unaware to realise that.Her followers are so OTT aren't they?
She makes her food look like crime scene photos. And maybe a lot of the time they should be seen as that... but it's hardly enticing a lot of people in!
I thought the idea looked familiar. Not the actual dish of course, hers looks awful. And no, no, no, that is not Carbonara in any way.
That is a great line. I must keep it in mind for personal use. Thanks.
Lol, J, if you see this, feel free to use it on your next book blurb.
No, there is no ouchy mouth
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yes chilli courgette, but bowl straight in the bin as she doesnโt partake of her own slop
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