and put hats on them - DUSTY BIN!!!! (Am I showing my age?)SHE INVENTED BINS!!!!!
this looks frighteningly like the outfit she wore last night...
and put hats on them - DUSTY BIN!!!! (Am I showing my age?)SHE INVENTED BINS!!!!!
She has realised she has spent about two hours talking about bins.She’s deleted a tweet. You could say she’s put it in the........
.......bin.
And quite a lot they goes in them from what I have seen.SHE INVENTED BINS!!!!!
Hands look on pointI went on amazon to look at today's deals, this is a deal of the day. Did Jack model for this? It's very 'inspired'View attachment 223773
I do the same to my husband! It's a Scottish thing.to be fair, I call my cat all sorts of names. Furry little fucker etc, it's a term of endearment.
You’re right - many good bloggers take pictures of restaurant meals or meals they’ve had at someone’s house or even takeaways. I think Jack doesn’t do this because (1) she’s not actually interested in food, and (2) she hates to give credit to anyone else - she pretty much never does it.I've always wondered why she doesn't do this. It's all about her slop. There's never any technical talk, no reviews or anything that you would expect a proper foodie to do on their social media.
Their food probably looks edible.You’re right - many good bloggers take pictures of restaurant meals or meals they’ve had at someone’s house or even takeaways. I think Jack doesn’t do this because (1) she’s not actually interested in food, and (2) she hates to give credit to anyone else - she pretty much never does it.
If it ain't sloppy she aint happy.We
Their food probably looks edible.
If it ain't sloppy she aint happy.We
Their food probably looks edible.
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Their food probably looks edible.
If it ain't sloppy she aint happy.
If it ain't sloppy she aint happy.
Apart from crap of a packet (crisps, biscuits etc) I photograph around 95%of what I eat I even write notes on my phone about dishes to try and recreate at home... I also have a couple of lists (seasonal, master, traditional, wildcard) of all the things I want to make, eat and photographYou’re right - many good bloggers take pictures of restaurant meals or meals they’ve had at someone’s house or even takeaways. I think Jack doesn’t do this because (1) she’s not actually interested in food, and (2) she hates to give credit to anyone else - she pretty much never does it.
Brava, Indigostar.Apologies to Pet Shop Boys fans, this has been fizzing around my head all day...
Some foods are better off squashed
There's a blender in my hand, food's about to get noshed
You think I'm mad too unstable
Washing all the beans and buying hammocks not tables
In a train station near Southend town
Called the police there's a fight going down
Tweet it all, delete it later
To a bin shop in a Westwood gown
In Southend town a Patreon world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
In a Southend town a Smeg chilled world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
Tattle fraus
Too many followers, not enough blue ticks
Faces on cook books, too many receipts
If when why what how much can you donate
Need a new house can I get a Denby plate
If so, give some more
Which do you choose
A hard or soft boiled egg
(Used to lay them myself)
In a Southend town a Patreon world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
In a Southend town a Smeg chilled world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
Tattle fraus...
Brilliant.Apologies to Pet Shop Boys fans, this has been fizzing around my head all day...
Some foods are better off squashed
There's a blender in my hand, food's about to get noshed
You think I'm mad too unstable
Washing all the beans and buying hammocks not tables
In a train station near Southend town
Called the police there's a fight going down
Tweet it all, delete it later
To a bin shop in a Westwood gown
In Southend town a Patreon world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
In a Southend town a Smeg chilled world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
Tattle fraus
Too many followers, not enough blue ticks
Faces on cook books, too many receipts
If when why what how much can you donate
Need a new house can I get a Denby plate
If so, give some more
Which do you choose
A hard or soft boiled egg
(Used to lay them myself)
In a Southend town a Patreon world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
In a Southend town a Smeg chilled world
The Jackolytes and Tattle fraus
Tattle fraus...
I love that word: ‘bawbag’Haha well not particularly, I do call him a bawbag at times though but it's a term of endearment. At least it is at the moment
Well, I've got a defective tabby wee furry git and a small ginger sheep that's very pretty, but thick as a barn door.Fair enough.
I would never dream of it with my cat though, he is my prince among men, my little lion, my handsome beast.
Yes, I know.
I won’t hear it!Well, I've got a defective tabby wee furry git and a small ginger sheep that's very pretty, but thick as a barn door.
They're both utter knobs in their own way. As the fancy picnic hamper (£2 in a charity shop c.2002) that is used as an observation post/manicure bar (when the fluffy one isn't dispensing summary justice from the kitchen chair and therefore protecting the table leg from looking like a beaver has got to it) can testify. Particularly when I vacuum up the shredded bits every time I do the upstairs.
Remember - ACAB. All Cats Are Bastards.
Some are just better at hiding their sociopathy when it's the person who opens the tins.