Also you donāt have a precise window of being able to learn to swim when youāre school age!She can't swim because of birthmarks? But...last week she couldn't swim because she's a physiological marvel who LITERALLY sinks, no?
Jack Monroe #64 One hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one playing the piano
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She doesn't have TIME any more! She's a SINGLE MOTHER!!
JM's idea for new tv shows...
Wash your beans whilst you backstroke. Follow Jack's adventures in learning to swim and appreciating high protein canned goods. Sponsored by Heinz and Speedo.
If photo shoots are that hectic for her she's doing it all wrong! We always manage to either have either a picnic at the beach or have a massive music video night with lots of nice, edible food and wine with our photographer. No need for multiples of clothes, utensils or indeed bins
We need a list of all of jackās partridge moments. My personal highlight is when she dismantled the coffee press in Edinburgh.
His bedroom can't be that gruesome - he's hardly ever there.
My sister was terrified of water as a child. When she had kids they loved swimming but she always made excuses not to go with her husband and kids to the baths. They knew she couldn't swim and teased her relentlessly.
Unbeknownst to them she had lessons, as a gift to herself for her 40th. The kids had arranged to go to the baths on a Saturday, she made the usual excuse of needing to go shopping. Imagine their surprise when they got in the baths to see her swimming away like a good un.
If R Jackie wanted to, she could have lessons, no one is too old to learn a new skill. She could actually meet people and have some fun at the same time. Or be radical and go along with her son for a splash about.
Instead of exercising on her own with a rower and weights, why not join some classes where she could meet people. Body combat clases, boxercise, circuit training. It's not all bums and tums mumsie classes (not that there is anything wrong with those, it just wouldn't fit with her non binary persona. Though she has been know to be mumsie at times, remember the I want to see the manager haircut?)
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'Boxes' ?
Can just imagine her reading and rereading this tweet tonight in bed, repeating the words like a mantra: āmy positive energy is a gift. My positive energy is a GIFT..ā
Argos used to do nice coloured Habitat one's.What has this come to talking about bins
.No doubt they'll be 3 new bins for the tardis .
SHE INVENTED BINS!!!!!
...the duck?
Do you ever dress him up as a racoon?
Pocahontas, I want to thank you personally for introducing this account to the thread. I've just had a scroll through and have been HOOTING
She sounds frustrated ,rattling on about bins .What didn't she get last night
Not doubting her telling of this story but also seem to remember another version, something about him questioning her ability to do something (tit, really canāt remember the details) but know it was different! Anyway, she beat him up and used the line āI donāt think a man being beaten up by his sister goes down too well in the armyā.. or something like that...
Plus perhaps if she helped him clean it instead of giving him the recycling to out his rubbish in instead of an actual bin, it would be so bad. Kids version of tidy and adults is very different. My boys just pile everything in the corner, I actually out stuff away.
No, and don't comment either. Have been careful not to like any comments that may be perceived as negative either (even when I've been desperate to whilst chuckling...). It's a mystery.
Thanks for sharing this account! Iāve had a look and itās brilliant
Also found out what Jackās doing with all that leftover bean juice.
He only allows such a thing on my birthday. Colours of the wind, my beautiful boy!
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