Yet again - “if I ever own my own home”
Down to one guest house. And a working class grandad who may or may not enjoy a spliff or two.
My downstairs neighbour has a plum tree in a pot by the front door. Loads of fucking plums.Yet again - “if I ever own my own home”
BUY A BIG FUCKING PLANT TUB AND GROW A TREE IN IT. IT IS POSSIBLE.
If she went and listed all her premium home wares on eBay this weekend I honestly think she could summon up the deposit for a two bed flat within days. I’m actually so sick of hearing this poor me schtick I’ll come over and help her list it if she fanciesYet again - “if I ever own my own home”
BUY A BIG FUCKING PLANT TUB AND GROW A TREE IN IT. IT IS POSSIBLE.
It would be a literal health hazard to be fed with your bare hands, Jack. You could plant a greengage tree in those nails.
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She is a fucking plum (JM, not your neighbour).My downstairs neighbour has a plum tree in a pot by the front door. Loads of fucking plums.
I was going to wish her luck getting blackberries from the hebe. Thanks for the confirmationI can see Hebe and Buddleia, possibly Agastache, maybe Honeysuckle - but not any Blackberries there at all. They're really obvious right now, as well.
He’s a prick and I help myself to his plums all the time!She is a fucking plum (JM, not your neighbour).
so she chooses today to make a post passive aggressively calling out her parents for cutting down her grandfathers beloved tree. Huh.OK... I have waited for Jacquie to say something, somewhere on any social media or indeed acknowledge her mothers messages. She hasn't, maybe shes doing it privately but if Eve is putting it out there on SM her daughter should publicly acknowledge her. Her mum is really rather poorly in hospital.
That's a beauty. Backup screenshot in case she deletes it:
No words. Just
I’m a little bit behind but that’s so over romanticized, it sounds like the 1950s. Given that she’s 32, this was clearly after 1991 for God’s sake.
https://giphy.com/mEV9kASq3WC3k0DFEF just becauseCooper, is that you??
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