Trying to sound clever while saying "it's a very tempting/enticing shop" I guess.
Jack Monroe #620 Terrible
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Autocorrect for 'jewel' of a shop?
Which suggests 'Jezebel' is near the top of her vocabulary...
I think she just means a shop that is enticingly flaunting its wears.
She writes like she bought a thesaurus from Temu.
Populated by an AI who's hungover to buggery.
I know it’s too early but this has to be a thread title contender for thread #261 !!!
I was in Superdrug earlier and needed to pick up some toothpaste. Remembered that we had an influencer on this here there thread. Quick search and @MancBee's recommendation came up.
Ended up with the enamel strengthing (because no one wants to emulate guest and her crumbly teeth) and whitening one. Still Oral B and on offer, as per. Will happily report back but thanks, Marcus
Ended up with the enamel strengthing (because no one wants to emulate guest and her crumbly teeth) and whitening one. Still Oral B and on offer, as per. Will happily report back but thanks, Marcus
Of all the many many chats about celebrity guest chef Dr Dr Jack Monroe, it’s toothpaste we’ve all been inspired to actually put in our mouths.
I'd rather eat toothpaste than any of her slop
I think some old guy told her he did, and she put it on blast on Twitter/X - but then this is someone who '_______'.I'd rather eat toothpaste than any of her slop
Please put your own words here
(mine is: ' wrote a poem about rickets and bus tickets, to much acclaim. Not. 
).
..but then this is someone who got gifted/grifted the opportunity of a lifetime to transition into regular television presenting and spunked it up the wall.I think some old guy told her he did, and she put it on blast on Twitter/X - but then this is someone who '_______'.
Please put your own words here
Despite all her media training and contacts
horse spunked it all up the lasagne*
Things Jack was well placed and supported to transition to, more so than the average citizen, yet failed…
Jack's a bit before the rise of AI, isn't she? Shame. Can you imagine the absolute hilarity and gems to be had from her AI drivel?
She meant she looked like Helena when she was completely psycho in harry Potter. She could have played Bellatrix after voldormort I her kitchen full or potions and torture utensils. J.K, if you steal this idea, I want my name in the acknowledgements, I promise to have a LEFT before you even pulp... I mean publish the book.
Her visual descriptions were bad enough. Let's not even guess what horrors we've been deprived of.Jack's a bit before the rise of AI, isn't she? Shame. Can you imagine the absolute hilarity and gems to be had from her AI drivel?
Sorry, I’m screeching in from August 2023 because @Falkor has just compared Guset to a Welsh Section C pony and as someone with Welsh Cobs (the same breed just a few inches taller) I have taken umbrage. Welshies are good-looking, intelligent, excellent allrounders and have a sense of humour…Guset could NEVER.
(It’s also the era of Jack as muppets; some of your finest work canal, chapeau!)
(It’s also the era of Jack as muppets; some of your finest work canal, chapeau!)
