Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

[SouthendRealEstate]

A squig posting about a terrible comedian - nice to see the smol pixie still being used as the benchmark for awfulness

 

[BashmentLady]

My ma has SMotF arms and the hair dye is shocking.

 

[rage naan]

I daresay a large clove of garlic and some mixed fish oils would make an appearance, too.

POBP too don't forget

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Am visiting my most recent n-laws at the moment and encountered in the little free library this Rather-Butch-beshirted fella who’s obviously been to the Southend’s “wee Jezebel of a vintage thrift store” shop.

Spoiler: Stupid twit

Rather Butch wee head.

Also just encountered this from @DinosaurSenior while looking for those screenies, which made me greatly lol

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Am visiting my most recent n-laws at the moment and encountered in the little free library this Rather-Butch-beshirted fella who’s obviously been to the Southend’s “wee Jezebel of a vintage thrift store” shop.
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Spoiler: Stupid twit

View attachment 4059643View attachment 4059644Rather Butch wee head. View attachment 4059646

Also just encountered this from @DinosaurSenior while looking for those screenies, which made me greatly lol
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“An absolute Jezebel of a wee shop” FFS. No wonder bylines is everywhere.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I made Béchamel sauce tonight and I made it wrong. It didn't look like I had gave a horse a good time. What did I do wrong..?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Bloody hell, now Anna Friel’s outed herself as a fellow lightbulb-botherer.

 

[MancBee]

Bloody hell, now Anna Friel’s outed herself as a fellow lightbulb-botherer. View attachment 4059948

Now I really want to know why she takes a bag of light bulbs with her. What would possess anyone to carry around a bag of light bulbs? Just why?

Am I missing something or is the world full of weirdos? Or do they do it to be different, quirky, odd, eccentric, special? Because if they do they are sadly mistaken. We just see them as attention seeking.

 

[drmortimer]

Anna Friel, like I just got home...

 

[BubbleDuck]

Now I really want to know why she takes a bag of light bulbs with her. What would possess anyone to carry around a bag of light bulbs? Just why?

Am I missing something or is the world full of weirdos? Or do they do it to be different, quirky, odd, eccentric, special? Because if they do they are sadly mistaken. We just see them as attention seeking.

 

[Guest Featu]

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What an insufferable 'quirky' twit

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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(Another fairy light in) another suitcase in another hall.

#FRUGAL

 

[MancBee]

(Another fairy light in) another suitcase in another hall. View attachment 4060185View attachment 4060197#FRUGAL

Didn't Gusset have fairy lights in her kitchen, entwined around some godawful net curtain over her back door?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Didn't Gusset have fairy lights in her kitchen, entwined around some godawful net curtain over her back door?

In her Final Destination Big Chocco’s Nightmare kitchen of doom!

Spoiler: Oops, sorry!

Her greasy ol’ hoarded-out ‘rave kitchen’

 

[MistyWindows]

In her Final Destination Big Chocco’s Nightmare kitchen of doom! View attachment 4060206

Spoiler: Oops, sorry!

Her greasy ol’ hoarded-out ‘rave kitchen’ View attachment 4060207

Imagine trying to make a quick escape from that hellhole whilst guest is in the toilet or something, wanting to avoid forcing down the slop she’s cooking.
If you don’t trip over the bags of tit (Iqbal solidarity) you’ll get a sharp piece of cardboard in the eye and a dusty grater landing on your head.

 

[MediumLoad]

Imagine trying to make a quick escape from that hellhole whilst guest is in the toilet or something, wanting to avoid forcing down the slop she’s cooking.
If you don’t trip over the bags of tit (Iqbal solidarity) you’ll get a sharp piece of cardboard in the eye and a dusty grater landing on your head.

And when you regain consciousness....

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

And when you regain consciousness....

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[Hollaaa]

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I had a very whimsical encounter with her in the 90s, she was possibly half cut/high as balls and going around a supermarket revolving door shouting 'wheeeeee!'
Maybe she's the new Eva Green/Ruby Rose/Keira Knightley.
Edit: /Natalie Portman. Have I missed anyone else?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I had a very whimsical encounter with her in the 90s, she was possibly half cut/high as balls and going around a supermarket revolving door shouting 'wheeeeee!'
Maybe she's the new Eva Green/Ruby Rose/Keira Knightley.
Edit: /Natalie Portman. Have I missed anyone else?

Lucy Honeychurch Bellatrix Lestrange.

No seriously

 

[Carefree]

If I'm up at 6am, my "self-preservation thing" would be to pee and run back to bed ASAP before the alarm ruins my life again that day.