Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

[TheMiceInTheShed]

More likely melt them in a pan, add water to stretch the recipe, make a mixture that won’t set at all and chuck that slop away and order a fortnum and mason hamper instead.

I daresay a large clove of garlic and some mixed fish oils would make an appearance, too.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Is she still fan girling over that councilor chap?

 

[KebabGirl]

Is her private fb included ? Because if so, we may need to hold off on sending the book token on a technicality as she made a public post regarding the loss of SB’s dad in April .

For clarification, i understand everyone grieves differently, and how she’s chooses to pay tribute is not for us to judge but her fb privacy settings are friends only. She chose to make that post public for long enough that it was noticed . She can’t write it off as an accident as she would have had to manually click on the audience button and scroll down from friends only to public

I don't think we considered her private Facebook & Instagram accounts as we are more interested in the public JM. The lies, grifting, rudeness and of course recipes that could help solve obesity by stopping people eating.

 

[MediumLoad]

I daresay a large clove of garlic and some mixed fish oils would make an appearance, too.

I doubt anyone would be able to hold it down so it would also be making a reappearance shortly after.

 

[Captainmouse]

and if you didn't like that persona, don't worry - she's got others!

All persona's are interchangeable

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

All persona's are interchangeable

Like herbs
harpy, sage, snow-fairy and crime

 

[BubbleDuck]

Looks like someone’s doing research for grifty kitchen volume 2

 

[drmortimer]

Looks like someone’s doing research for grifty kitchen volume 2
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ARGHH! The despicable satanic symbol of all that is unholy, pestilent and foul...

...is tickling that goat.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

ARGHH! The despicable satanic symbol of all that is unholy, pestilent and foul...

...is tickling that goat.

She'll probably pull a leg off it and bung it in her rucksack.

That's her usual goat-related behaviour IIRC.

 

[Pavlova]

I daresay a large clove of garlic and some mixed fish oils would make an appearance, too.

...or (shudder) a dead Labrador edible photo on water and porridge oats.

 

[HotesTilaire]

...or (shudder) dead Labrador porridge.

Dead labrador SMOOTHIE bowl
*it was disgusting enough without making it warm

 

[Pavlova]

Dead labrador SMOOTHIE bowl
*it was disgusting enough without making it warm

I am laughing my head off Hotes. You're right, it was a smoothie. Thing is, it was never one was it - it was a whole series of the people.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I am laughing my head off Hotes. Thing is, it was never one was it - it was a series of the people.

There is a breakfast drink called “up and go” when I see it on the online shopping I think of her “tit-yourself smoothie” and chuckle.

Imagine if the dead dog pic smoothie bowl had been in the ashtray light fitting 🫪

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Waiting for Jack to submit her version of this story…

 

[Griftygardener]

Waiting for Jack to submit her version of this story…

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Reader, I married him.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Waiting for Jack to submit her version of this story…

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….but as I scampered away, he called after me, “Thank you for all the good you do!”

 

[Notmycat]

….but as I scampered away, he called after me, “Thank you for all the good you do!”

And then everyone clapped

 

[HotesTilaire]

And then everyone clapped

Then he LEFT

 

[MediumLoad]

Then he LEFT

What took him so long?

Best practice with guest is to leave before you even meet her. Saves time.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

You could use the line from face/off. I love to see you leave and love to watch you go.