Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

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Sorry, I’m screeching in from August 2023 because @Falkor has just compared Guset to a Welsh Section C pony and as someone with Welsh Cobs (the same breed just a few inches taller) I have taken umbrage. Welshies are good-looking, intelligent, excellent allrounders and have a sense of humour…Guset could NEVER.

(It’s also the era of Jack as muppets; some of your finest work canal, chapeau!)
If it helps at all, I do have a 27-year-old Welsh D mooching around my fields with his mates, so I do know how lovely they can be really ;)
 
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It's interesting when you do a 'where are they now?" Google. If mentions the drama with her finances. There are no mentions if nannies or evil canals despite her claims. It's just interesting and from her beloved media provider too.
No wonder she's changed her surname again professionally.
 
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Her visual descriptions were bad enough. Let's not even guess what horrors we've been deprived of.
Ooh, what a good idea. Feed her descriptions into ChatGPT then compare the AI-created slop to the reality of her slop.
 
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Ooh, what a good idea. Feed her descriptions into ChatGPT then compare the AI-created slop to the reality of her slop.
I would like to but then it's justifying AI usage for someone's faux slop. Seems a bit daft, given how much is already available. Besides, it'd probably end up providing a workable recipe and we all know that's not right or necessary.
 
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Ooh, what a good idea. Feed her descriptions into ChatGPT then compare the AI-created slop to the reality of her slop.
Knowing my luck, my ai will probably go 'shan't', have a massive bleedin' strop, and before you know it, will have gone full world domination like Terminator, incorporating the Ring 4 FishMan, butch Linda wass-er-face and THAT man. 😄
 
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Knowing my luck, my ai will probably go 'shan't', have a massive bleedin' strop, and before you know it, will have gone full world domination like Terminator, incorporating the Ring 4 FishMan, butch Linda wass-er-face and THAT man. 😄
More like will scream. SHANT and then self implode and the cabal will be the cause of the destruction of ai. It wouldn't be able to cope with the level of depravity her recipes offer. The shut down error code will just repeat' "THE HORROR" over and over again...
 
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This is my goodbye.
I rinsed beans.
I was making a curry (chicken, lentils, nice spices and pastes etc.) and I got right to the end and just thought it needs some pulses. I didn’t have any other beans in the cupboard but Heinz.
I felt dirty even as I did it.
I am proactively excommunicating myself from the thread.
I shall take myself to virtual Dordrecht and hope to find some answers.
So long Frauen. I do not deserve you.
 
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This is my goodbye.
I rinsed beans.
I was making a curry (chicken, lentils, nice spices and pastes etc.) and I got right to the end and just thought it needs some pulses. I didn’t have any other beans in the cupboard but Heinz.
I felt dirty even as I did it.
I am proactively excommunicating myself from the thread.
I shall take myself to virtual Dordrecht and hope to find some answers.
So long Frauen. I do not deserve you.
You’re allowed to stay if you didn’t reserve the sauce for later use
 
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This is my goodbye.
I rinsed beans.
I was making a curry (chicken, lentils, nice spices and pastes etc.) and I got right to the end and just thought it needs some pulses. I didn’t have any other beans in the cupboard but Heinz.
I felt dirty even as I did it.
I am proactively excommunicating myself from the thread.
I shall take myself to virtual Dordrecht and hope to find some answers.
So long Frauen. I do not deserve you.
No - come back!

You are obviously truly repentant and will never sin again . . .

We forgive you.
 
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I was messing about on my husband's insta and went on to the search bit, where all the random reels etc are. I saw one that was something like budget shopper. Who if i didn't know better was her.... there was alot of tit cooking. Like making a curry from one of those cheap curry tins and steam rice thingies. The portion was about the same size as the one i feed my cat, there was one hand on camera and the inky tattoo, looked rit. There were hacks, like sitting in the bath with flannels tied around your arms and wrists. Apart from the fact the persons legs were as hairy as a mans( like literal man) and the nails looked clean. I would have swore it was her.....
 
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She likes go share her pointless readers wives hacks. Like ripping pieces of your garden hedges to hang in your shower or try and remove your hand, I mean lid of your tin of unrinsed baked beans with a knife and a screw driver. There is no real benefit to sitting in the bath with flannels tied around yourself other than performative.
 
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I wonder if they'll try and rent it out again or if that ship has permanently sailed? I know it would put me off.
Going to self-mod and say this is a rhetorical question, none of our business etc.
 
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