Jack Monroe #620 Terrible

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Jack is still largely absent/in hiding on the internet. We persist in entertaining ourselves.
 
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I don't know why (because the word "largely" doesn't appear in the appropriate quote) but "Jack is largely absent" reminded me of a play we studied in English called Unman, Wittering and Zigo.
 
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Wonder what she will be doing with herself now. Her kid will be hopefully heading towards A-levels or college and she will be rattling around even more on her own. When I got to his age and the freedom of sixth form/ college. I was only home to sleep/study.
 
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Funny link to guest via that top les chum of hers (😅) and a potentially new London mayoral candidate.

Yet despite the denials a quick look at Butler’s recently released parliamentary register of interests shows that she received more than £11,000 in donations, the sort of money that would be helpful for a mayoral campaign, around the same time that she was denying it. Two of the donors are Felicity Minton and Jacquie Lawrence. They’re former television executives who now run Jackdaw Media, which focuses on creating women-led stories. The company created a documentary about Linda Riley, the founder of les Visibility Week, who also recently donated to Butler. Back in 2017, Butler appointed Riley as the Labour party’s LGBT Diversity Lead.
 
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Christ. I need to do the maths now don't I?

Silence on social media broken ~in her own name~ after 560* days.

*If it's wrong then soz Jack. I actually follow football, so been preoccupied tonight. Plus I've been sponsored by Moretti and now Smirnoff.
 
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Christ. I need to do the maths now don't I?

Silence on social media broken ~in her own name~ after 560* days.

*If it's wrong then soz Jack. I actually follow football, so been preoccupied tonight. Plus I've been sponsored by Moretti and now Smirnoff.
560 days?! Wow. Is that a record? Will we send a book token?
 
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560 days?! Wow. Is that a record? Will we send a book token?
Deffo the record. Last action was Jan 1st 2025 when she bragged on BlueSky that she'd raised SB so well.

We used to measure in hours! A week (168 hrs) was a mean feat back in the day.

At least it was something useful for a change and not a link to three tin tender or tit yourself smoothie.
 
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Deffo the record. Last action was Jan 1st 2025 when she bragged on BlueSky that she'd raised SB so well.

We used to measure in hours! A week (168 hrs) was a mean feat back in the day.

At least it was something useful for a change and not a link to three tin tender or tit yourself smoothie.
Is her private fb included ? Because if so, we may need to hold off on sending the book token on a technicality as she made a public post regarding the loss of SB’s dad in April .

For clarification, i understand everyone grieves differently, and how she’s chooses to pay tribute is not for us to judge but her fb privacy settings are friends only. She chose to make that post public for long enough that it was noticed . She can’t write it off as an accident as she would have had to manually click on the audience button and scroll down from friends only to public
 
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Like shonky recipes and think pieces on former New Zealand prime ministers but only after the school run...
I've died of hunger twice waiting for the jam recipe (which presumably was: buy some jam, dilute it, then add some more jam)
 
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I've died of hunger twice waiting for the jam recipe (which presumably was: buy some jam, dilute it, then add some more jam)
For heaven's sake! Give the poor smol little pixie a chance to finish the school run and devour her cheap toffees.
 
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For heaven's sake! Give the poor smol little pixie a chance to finish the school run and devour her cheap toffees.
More likely melt them in a pan, add water to stretch the recipe, make a mixture that won’t set at all and chuck that slop away and order a fortnum and mason hamper instead.
 
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