Might have a "Shining" thing going on.
Whoever moves in starts to speak in a nasal honk, gets a fancy for Smeg fridges and describes everything that they buy as having been "Found in a puddle."
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Might have a "Shining" thing going on.
Whoever moves in starts to speak in a nasal honk, gets a fancy for Smeg fridges and describes everything that they buy as having been "Found in a puddle."
No recipes that work and patreon payday, makes Jack a dull woman.
Lainey that’s got me howling! Did you mean top tips? Readers wives tips is absolutely gold though, those two things should absolutely be combined!
Readers wives' top tips - when your fishnets are knackered and have seen their last rogering, use them to drain your spuds on a Sunday.
Don't wash them first though, gives your spuds a nice aroma that way, and saves money on washing powder!Readers wives' top tips - when your fishnets are knackered and have seen their last rogering, use them to drain your spuds on a Sunday.
If you feel a bit nippy whilst posing in your undies whist hubby is taking pictures of you to send to Razzle, simply conceal a slow cooker full of tea just out of shot - it will heat the room and provide you both with a cuppa once he’s finished all 24 exposures on the roll!
Or put a baking tray, fresh out the oven, on the sideboard before you sprawl across in your grundies
Does anyone know how this is going?
"Sunny personality" is somehow even further from the truth than any passing resemblance to Keira Knightley/Natalie Portman.
To be fair, that weak wintry sun, dirty yellow, giving barely any warmth and gets in your eyes as it's so low in the sky would fit her "sunny personality".
Christ almighty I've just woken from a nightmare. I was at my doctors to pick up a prescription and was served by a new receptionist, a dark haired man with a beard.
I told him he'd given me the wrong prescription and he looked at it and threw it back across the counter at me saying " I don't care". I looked at his hands and they were grimy looking, then I looked at his mop top hair and realised it was our Guest, now living fully as a transman and working as a doctor's receptionist.
I asked if he was Jack and he denied it so I was trying to take a picture on my phone to show Tattlers where he was. He started screaming and shouting and the surgery manager came out with security men to eject me. I was frantically trying to open my camera but it wouldn't bloody work.
I need to lay off the cheese before bedtime .....
I told him he'd given me the wrong prescription and he looked at it and threw it back across the counter at me saying " I don't care". I looked at his hands and they were grimy looking, then I looked at his mop top hair and realised it was our Guest, now living fully as a transman and working as a doctor's receptionist.
I asked if he was Jack and he denied it so I was trying to take a picture on my phone to show Tattlers where he was. He started screaming and shouting and the surgery manager came out with security men to eject me. I was frantically trying to open my camera but it wouldn't bloody work.
I need to lay off the cheese before bedtime .....
Yes I did mean top tips, but on reflection she probably would combine the two. I mean she did that hack with wearing a bed sheet to an awards ceremony. So... in that case... of the king-size sheet fits....
This thread title really tickles me 
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She forgot Helena Bonham-Carter and Eva Green!
I'm sure I could find a better match for that last one, but browsing all the ice cream was making me hungry.
Her memoir’s being published next month!
Ah sorry, my mistake. It’s not. Yesterday my Twitter feed was full of someone I’d never heard of before-Jason Arday-and I read this excerpt over breakfast. They are the cheeks of the same a.
Ah sorry, my mistake. It’s not. Yesterday my Twitter feed was full of someone I’d never heard of before-Jason Arday-and I read this excerpt over breakfast. They are the cheeks of the same a.
He's been accused of plagiarism...
Youngest black professor in Cambridge history accused of copying work
No Hollywood scriptwriter would have dared pen such an outrageously unlikely plot.
Omg! I have heard of him in passing but didn’t scrutinise his story. It does all seem incredibly implausible.He's been accused of plagiarism...
Youngest black professor in Cambridge history accused of copying work
No Hollywood scriptwriter would have dared pen such an outrageously unlikely plot.www.dailymail.com
As with Jack, a lot of what he says is 'based on a true story '. His 30 marathons in 30 days appears to be true, but other stuff less evidence...
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