Feed it booze?So she likes her pasta nursery soft, and she likes rice to fall apart in her mouth *gag*
Fraus, do we think perhaps Jack actually doesn't have any teeth? It would explain so much!
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Feed it booze?So she likes her pasta nursery soft, and she likes rice to fall apart in her mouth *gag*
Fraus, do we think perhaps Jack actually doesn't have any teeth? It would explain so much!
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Ruby Tandoh was on GBBO, not R Jackie!When was she on bake off? I never knew that!
ooo I’m no longer an active member, I’m well known yay
Keeps ... coriander ... in the freezer. HmmmmI am aghast at her advice in cooking on a bootstrap. I don't even know where to begin. Why would you need to sweeten up a butterbean for it to imitate chicken? Why would you expect slow cooked beans to turn into anything other than mush? How the bleeping duck are basil, parsley, mint and chives interchangeable?! Also note that apparently coriander was one of her only used herbs back then..
I've NEVER felt the need to touch Michael Fassbender 'just to make sure'.Love this gem of a cut-off sentence in the ‘Read More’ section:
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Michael Fassbender: the ultimate lesbian test, always and forever (credit: @Bookweevil)
Funny you don’t see many butterbean roasts on IG on a Sunday.I am aghast at her advice in cooking on a bootstrap. I don't even know where to begin. Why would you need to sweeten up a butterbean for it to imitate chicken? Why would you expect slow cooked beans to turn into anything other than mush? How the bleeping duck are basil, parsley, mint and chives interchangeable?! Also note that apparently coriander was one of her only used herbs back then..
Honestly, how is a risotto with short grain rice a "restaurant wow experience" and something that can ~blow your budget~? Seriously?So she likes her pasta nursery soft, and she likes rice to fall apart in her mouth *gag*
Fraus, do we think perhaps Jack actually doesn't have any teeth? It would explain so much!
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I've done this before but purely for making carrot and coriander soup, it's absolutely fine for that but not for adding 'fresh' to anything.Keeps ... coriander ... in the freezer. Hmmmm
I was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and nowHonestly, how is a risotto with short grain rice a "restaurant wow experience" and something that can ~blow your budget~? Seriously?
I've done this before but purely for making carrot and coriander soup, it's absolutely fine for that but not for adding 'fresh' to anything.
I buy little bags of frozen coriander for curries/chilli that sort of thingKeeps ... coriander ... in the freezer. Hmmmm
Phew, how did I miss you guys were talking about ruby? Or as Giles coren calls her former fashion model and Bake Off contestant turned Corbynite witchfinder generalRuby Tandoh was on GBBO, not R Jackie!
Oh lord, sorry, I forgot about that! It's hard to keep up with herI was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
She’ll be professing her hate of pineapple on pizza next or some other completely unoriginal “controversial” opinion. Yawn!I was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
I am NOT a chef or a food photographer but I do like food!the gentle, shoulders-down opulent contentment of the company of an old friend
The only person worse at their job than Jack: Jack's editor.
About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara , but *not* with it on pizza.She’ll be professing her hate of pineapple on pizza next or some other completely unoriginal “controversial” opinion. Yawn!
Fucksakes she’s an insufferable wee bint lately, isn’t she?About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara , but *not* with it on pizza.
About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara , but *not* with it on pizza.
Cos she’s just a widdle baby who needs her nursery soft foodWhy does everything have to be soft?! I just looked on her website to see if any of her recipes have any texture AT ALL. But the ads were covering the drop down menu so I couldn't .
Ummmmmm wasn't she recently waxing lyrical about BANANA on pizza?!About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara , but *not* with it on pizza.