Feed it booze?
Jack Monroe #61 Complete, made up, fanciful nuclear-level bollocks
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Ruby Tandoh was on GBBO, not R Jackie!When was she on bake off? I never knew that!
ooo I’m no longer an active member, I’m well known yay
Keeps ... coriander ... in the freezer. Hmmmm
I've NEVER felt the need to touch Michael Fassbender 'just to make sure'.
But, I'm fairly confident that's not a definitive diagnostic tool
Funny you don’t see many butterbean roasts on IG on a Sunday.
Honestly, how is a risotto with short grain rice a "restaurant wow experience" and something that can ~blow your budget~? Seriously?
I've done this before but purely for making carrot and coriander soup, it's absolutely fine for that but not for adding 'fresh' to anything.
I was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
I buy little bags of frozen coriander for curries/chilli that sort of thing
<Hangs head in shame>
Phew, how did I miss you guys were talking about ruby? Or as Giles coren calls her former fashion model and Bake Off contestant turned Corbynite witchfinder general
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herbs sbwerbs all interchangeable when you're cooking slop
Oh lord, sorry, I forgot about that! It's hard to keep up with herI was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
She’ll be professing her hate of pineapple on pizza next or some other completely unoriginal “controversial” opinion. Yawn!I was more dubious of her wanting to keep stores of the devil’s herb, seeing as she professes to dislike it sometimes and now
Coriander is just another small and irritating inconsistency of which there are so many with Jack. OK, you might keep some at home for other people you are cooking for...but don't fill a recipe with it and tell us you tried it and it's delicious. Puh lease
I am NOT a chef or a food photographer but I do like food!
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About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara
, but *not* with it on pizza.Attachments
Fucksakes she’s an insufferable wee bint lately, isn’t she?About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara
Ahhh, I love it when Jack stops torturing cats and rubbing her unruly labia all over her sideboards, and just focuses on food...because she's so hilariously bad at it. Simmering pasta. Interchangeable herbs. Bread recipes without salt.
It's INSANE that she has made a career from this. She knows less than an enthusiastic amateur. Hell, she knows less than most unenthusiastic amateurs.
It's INSANE that she has made a career from this. She knows less than an enthusiastic amateur. Hell, she knows less than most unenthusiastic amateurs.
About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara
edit - can’t she have just one original opinion of her own?
Why does everything have to be soft?! I just looked on her website to see if any of her recipes have any texture AT ALL. But the ads were covering the drop down menu so I couldn't .
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Cos she’s just a widdle baby who needs her nursery soft foodWhy does everything have to be soft?! I just looked on her website to see if any of her recipes have any texture AT ALL. But the ads were covering the drop down menu so I couldn't
Ummmmmm wasn't she recently waxing lyrical about BANANA on pizza?!About 2 hours ago! Fine with it in carbonara
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