Jack Monroe #60 Everything I do, I do it for ... ME!

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Breakdance Badass

And I’ve finally caught up, see she’s just as much of a lying bastard as usual. So she was on a rollercoaster of meds but now she’s off them? Make your mind up Jackie! What’s it to be?
 
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HarderFaster

Marmalade Atkins said:
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LIIIIEEEEEEES, lies, all LIES this isn't how it fucking works Jackie is a massive LIAR.

As IF a GP would take you immediately off drugs which require tapering while also starting you on drugs which may react with the others lingering in your system. Unless she somehow () got a private psych appointment there is just no way in hell anything resembling this would happen.

And as for this supposed friend twiddling with her Twitter settings... 1) isn't she in lockdown? Wasn't she tweeting just the other day about being allooooooone for so long? Hope she sterilised her screen afterwards... and 2) she doesn't have any friends. That much is evident.
 
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ChickenPorridge

Isn't it cool how a "friend" always magically appears for Jack each and every time she doesn't have an explanation for something. Really convenient and cool.


She has to say that Twitter is nothing but great for her now because the fans are telling her to stay off it because she yapped on so much about how awful it was and those dastardly death threat DMs that didn't exist etc. She's gonna need to hoke her stick back out at this rate with all this backpeddling
 
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GothPrincess

You cannot just come off long term meds.
She just makes stuff up a she goes along.
She needs a SM break, but she can’t stop herself. She thinks if she stays off SM people will forget about her. That’s how irrelevant she is.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

So this Instagram post just came up on my feed. And Tony Adams probably is one of the most known people for having alcoholism and dealing with it so well and setting up the Sporting Chances clinic. He handles everything to do with his journey with such grace and decorum and he is an excellent ambassador for the AA and his clinic.

Jack, again a public figure on a smaller scale decides to tell the world how her sponsor felt her up and created a card for attention in bars to let them know she’s an alcoholic.

She has so many chances to make a genuine difference to her ‘fans’ and the general public’s lives, and doesn’t even give them a second thought. It’s ALL about her and ALL about her poor me narrative. Makes me sick.

Wish she could take a leaf out of the book of people like Tony Adams and try to make a difference in the world.

 
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Lanie

I know how she fixed twitter, she found the twitter setting and turned off shit( no pretend friend needed)
 
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BeautifulTrauma

Ps. Can I present to you “Flowers, Durham”

Found on my camera roll from a couple of weeks ago. Should I turn it into prints and flog it for a tenner?

 
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ShowMeYourFeline

Came here to post this.

She’s presenting herself as a hero for turning down a 7 figure sum, but the reality is that her lies and backstory would fall apart at the slightest investigation.

Either that, or her family would be falsely made to look neglectful to an international audience, to prop up her lies.

So she was protecting her family... from her own massive lies.

Plus, the 7 figure sum is definitely a stretch. She’s clearly including the pence in those 7 figures.
 
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BilboSaggins

This exactly ^.

She reminds me of any time I’ve been doing 5:2 or am watching what I eat and spend the entire time obsessing about what I’m going to have/would have if I wasn’t... I’d love her metabolism <eyerolls off the end of the sofa>
 
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Pigman

Sterilised especially if she's planning on licking it again I hope!
 
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Lanie

MancBee said:
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I can honestly go days without speaking to people on text or face to face, even more so when I am down.
Pigman said:
Sterilised especially if she's planning on licking it again I hope!
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Yeah you should never lick your phone. *It's nasty*

also how can you be exhausted if you spend all days sleeping? Asking for a friend. Also why doesn't she go for a long walk and then perhaps read a book, do some of her *mills and boon* writing on paper not sm, please

She could also clean, sort out her shit, move shit around her house at her own leisure.

None of this requires her to "work"( twitter) cook for her fanatics or be present on sm at all.

MancBee said:
And she is 100% right.
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I can honestly go days without speaking to people on text or face to face, even more so when I am down.
Pigman said:
Sterilised especially if she's planning on licking it again I hope!
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Yeah you should never lick your phone. *It's nasty*

also how can you be exhausted if you spend all days sleeping? Asking for a friend. Also why doesn't she go for a long walk and then perhaps read a book, do some of her *mills and boon* writing on paper not sm, please

She could also clean, sort out her shit, move shit around her house at her own leisure.

None of this requires her to "work"( twitter) cook for her fanatics or be present on sm at all.

MancBee said:
And she is 100% right.
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I can honestly go days without speaking to people on text or face to face, even more so when I am down.
Pigman said:
Sterilised especially if she's planning on licking it again I hope!
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Yeah you should never lick your phone. *It's nasty*

also how can you be exhausted if you spend all days sleeping? Asking for a friend. Also why doesn't she go for a long walk and then perhaps read a book, do some of her *mills and boon* writing on paper not sm, please

She could also clean, sort out her shit, move shit around her house at her own leisure.

None of this requires her to "work"( twitter) cook for her fanatics or be present on sm at all.
 
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sineadf

Val McDermid....could Jack be looking for Mrs Jack the Fourth and the Ian Rankin thing was just a smokescreen?
 
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Cuileann

BeautifulTrauma said:
Ps. Can I present to you “Flowers, Durham”

Found on my camera roll from a couple of weeks ago. Should I turn it into prints and flog it for a tenner?

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Just hooted.

Celery, Edinburgh is still up there with the greats, though.

Marmalade Atkins said:
It's still there. It's a reply to someone.
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Ah okay. I'm a bit crap at navigating Twitter


We knoooow you want a house, Jack

ETA: the link is to a rather beautiful house for sale...but keep clicking through and it has an actual JAIL attached and intact? All revamped with no expense spared but I'd feel hellishly uncomfortable living in a house with cells and barred windows what on earth do you lock up in there??
 

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Peanutbutterandbanana

A poor rip off of Carol Ann Duffy's Valentine:
'It will blind you with tears'
'Its scent will cling to your fingers.'
Got the thesaurus function on word. Hmm...synonyms for cling....ah...clave.
Just seen someone else picked up on this. Was a GCSE poem.
 
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