Jack Monroe #60 Everything I do, I do it for ... ME!

[MrsOgre]

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urgh. Grim. Also, she’s nearly sent 200 tweets since her return. About absolute tit.

At least she has now moved on from writing she left.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

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Since when was

five bed house
Ballet lessons
Range Rover
Omega Seamaster for 21st

working class ?

 

[Billybellend]

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duck me. I’d rather poke my eyeballs out with a hot spoon (or, as is the case right now, when all of the kids are in bed, have toast and marmite, followed by Nutella and crumpets). What is wrong with this woman that she has to dip a pickled egg in bleeping Frazzles? Just eat the egg and have the frazzles. Jesus wept.

 

[MrsOgre]

And now she's Irish again

 

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WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?????

 

[IndigoStar]

Oh no she's gone Scottish again. As someone who's lived their whole life in Scotland (save for a brief 6 month stint in Bristol), I can honestly say I've never had a haggis Scotch egg, it's not a thing.

Agreed! What a try hard

duck. She better not be doing a Scottish cookbook btw.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

"Butter Shoveller"...oh dear God...! Is that a new "thing"!? I'm so out of touch with young people and their modern terminology. I'm thinking "Last Tango in Southend"

 

[Captainmouse]

Why does she always go on about putting crisps in sandwiches?! It’s something most people have done for years she didn’t bloody invent it!



Just saw this part of your reply. Makes sense now!

Gingerly puts hand up whispers I have never had a crisp sandwich

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oooooo ... FANCY!

 

[Lanie]

I think you might be right. I certainly wouldn't want to be her rolling pin tonight - at least the grater can rest easy for once.

Why does she always go on about putting crisps in sandwiches?! It’s something most people have done for years she didn’t bloody invent it!
Just saw this part of your reply. Makes sense now!

If she listen to her mum she would know the only crisp worth putting in a sandwich is tayto cheese and onion. End of petal. Bet she's not even had a bag, even though she's been there done it and invented it mate.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Gingerly puts hand up whispers I have never had a crisp sandwich

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE!

 

[Veronicaaa]

<whispers> I've never had a crisp sandwich either

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

<whispers> I've never had a crisp sandwich either

OMG

 

[Captainmouse]

<whispers> I've never had a crisp sandwich either

yay!

 

[Billybellend]

Is ‘butter shoveller’ a euphemism? I dread to imagine. One of the kids has, with amazing timing, awoken with the raging shits, so I shall gracefully depart tonight’s cabal because I’m a good parent, innit? If someone has slipped him a pickled egg dipped in frazzles, I’ll be having words...

 

[Veronicaaa]

Crisps just seem too, uh, crispy, to have in a sandwich? I LIKE CRISPS ON THEIR OWN OK??

 

[Doobots]

Oooooo ... FANCY!

Surely this wasn't on a holiday? We all know she's not had one for years.

 

[GothPrincess]

All you people who’ve never had a crisp sandwich. For the love of butter, lashings of it, make one & eat it. Crisps are made of POTATOES don’t you know!

 

[Veronicaaa]

All you people who’ve never had a crisp sandwich. For the love of butter, lashings of it, make one & eat it. Crisps are made of POTATOES don’t you know!

I don't generally have potato sandwiches either tho

 

[Candytuft]

I don't generally have potato sandwiches either tho

what, not even a chip butty ?