Jack Monroe #60 Everything I do, I do it for ... ME!

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I know we've said it before but I cannot stand the way she talks about food. All that "oooft" and "ohhhh" and "thickly sliced" "dripping in butter" makes me want to hurl. The fakery of it! She doesn't eat like that, at all. It's just more adopt-a-persona
 
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I thought she didn’t like making cakes ? Seem to recall something about birthday cakes ?
Yes! I remember this, she spouted off about how much she can't stand making cakes and begrudgingly made one for L's birthday. I'm sure L would've preferred her not to bother having to listen to/read all that. What a moron
 
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I mean, you're probably right, but this makes the whole 'oh I'd make a cake but I couldn't possibly eat it ALL BY MYSELF' even worse, in a way, considering she could give some to SB to take over to his dad's house. I'm heterosexual and I can't begin to imagine myself not baking a cake purely because I didn't have a man in my life to feed it to, it's actually really regressive.
 
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Yup. This is her in a nutshell. You either make a cake for yourself or to feed others. She does neither. As has been repeatedly mentioned on this platform, SHE DOES NOT LIKE FOOD. She certainly doesn't enjoy feeding people, let alone her child.
For me (a basic cook at best) the joy of feeding my children is absolute. To imagine my kid going to his dad's with a homemade cake would be lovely. Mackie just would never.
 
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She makes a personality point of having crisps in her butties because she thinks it's what authentically Common People do.

As has been repeatedly mentioned on this platform, SHE DOES NOT LIKE FOOD. She certainly doesn't enjoy feeding people, let alone her child.
It's this, but it's also even worse than this, IMO, because she also sees food as some sort of bargaining chip (be it a bargain she's making with herself or some imagined bargain she's making with a partner). It's such an unhealthy way way to look at it for *anyone*, let alone a cookery writer.
 
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Fuck sake...she's recommending vegan cheese now. NEWSFLASH she's not a fucking vegan. She's never been a fucking vegan. She never will be a fucking vegan. She's robbing people by pretending to be a fucking vegan and written a book pretending to be a fucking vegan.
Am I swearing loudly enough?
 
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There's just a really obvious lack of generosity of spirit with her, which comes through in her recipes, and her attitude to food and to life in general.
ETA - sorry, this was meant to be an add-on to my previous post but
 
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Why does she always go on about putting crisps in sandwiches?! It’s something most people have done for years she didn’t bloody invent it!

She makes a personality point of having crisps in her butties because she thinks it's what authentically Common People do.
Just saw this part of your reply. Makes sense now!
 
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Yes! I remember this, she spouted off about how much she can't stand making cakes and begrudgingly made one for L's birthday. I'm sure L would've preferred her not to bother having to listen to/read all that. What a moron
Maybe she likes making cakes NOW but not tomorrow and not yesterday and certainly not on DKL or for someone’s birthday (how dare they have birthdays when they should be celebrating Jack) and she’s definitely not making one if she’s not allowed to complain about it. Keep up! Now fuck off!
 
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I can't imagine being a literal cooking writer and posting that you don't want to make a cake because you won't get a shag out of it. Nigella makes cakes all the time, Jack. Be more Nigella.
Christ, I love baking cos I find it incredibly therapeutic but I dislike most cake unless it is carrot or cheese, so I (obviously before lockdown) would take my produce into work or deliver to my mum. There are always cake lovers you can foist your baking onto, without having a shag.
 
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Exactly! Part of the joy of baking (or indeed food-making of any capacity - but especially baking, probably) is surely the enjoyment others get out of it? It's really quite the insight into how her mind works. If it's not for her personal benefit, it's not worth doing?
 
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Sardines and raisins? Why?!
 
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There are so many easy cakes you can just throw together, it wouldn't even matter if some of it ended up going stale. She's a twat.

NB - You can't buy intimacy with food.
 
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It was mentioned in another thread that she supposedly got a job at journalism internship through hassling the local paper. It strikes me that Jack thinks she's entitled to have a certain type of career but without the things that usually go along with it - proper training. I don't think you have to go to university to become an artist or a writer, but even if you have a lot of natural talent you'll need to put in the work and I think Jack feels that she should be entitled to the opportunity without the work.
 
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