Because she's better than the plebs who use free services. She's simply too delicate and special to mingle with us non-blue-tickers.I'm sorry this has made me laugh, why couldn't she go to a library FFS.
There is one thing she could do if she gets really stuck for cash:
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Yep and if she doesn’t pivot soon and actually have something relevant to say or do she’s going to find that her Son will be too old for her to keep going on about being a single mother who used to be on benefits. That’s still her thing and it’s tired now.The Ed Miliband clip --- It's the usual story she's told hundreds of times, and continues to tell to this day. There is no deviation. Same dead eyes, monotone voice. Nobody ever questions her - because the MC journalists and audience see it as a class issue, with Jack masquerading as a poor, working-class person. So she's gotten away with her lies and embellishments for nearly 10 years now.
Heynigella,have you ever heard of anyone write about potatoes apart from me. Pet me on the head and tell me ( in a baby voice) I am a good girl.She’s just retweeted Nigella/potatoes AGAIN. How many more bloody times?
I must admit I struggle with this too. The phones to me weren't advance enough then to do it, I don't think. Fair enough if she used email but even then it would have been a right frustrating pain.I think the person doesn't believe for a minute that she wrote a book on a mobile. She keeps tripping herself up, but it really needs people with power and influence to see through her.
Well, it's not exactly plummy but it's nowhere near the weird nasal twang she has now! I'm grunkaing so back off to my timeline I goShe sounded so posh in 2014. Has clearly had a bit of time to work on that mockney accent..
I'm surprised she's not self diagnosed SEVERE chronic sinusitis.Well, it's not exactly plummy but it's nowhere near the weird nasal twang she has now! I'm grunkaing so back off to my timeline I go
I bet Matt occasionally dreams that Jack is booked as a guest on Saturday Kitchen, and wakes up in a cold sweat.Just a thread reminder to mention she is the >>only<< person who hasn’t been invited back to saturday kitchen with some being back on more than one occasion.
Must sting but I’m not sure she realises...it was scripted.
SEVERE and EXTREME sinusitis.I'm surprised she's not self diagnosed SEVERE chronic sinusitis.
I personally feel like there's some kind of competition going on between her and Jameela Jamil for just how many things are on their lists...Is there an illness she hasn't had? Is there a horrible life experience that she hasn't suffered? She has got to be the world's most unfortunate individual. The way she goes on and on, if she was in the Sahara Desert, she would say it rained all day. If she won the National Lottery, it wouldn't be enough. I feel fortunate that I am never likely to meet her - what a downer it would be.
Hopefully one day someone will ask why she didn’t ask her parents or SB’s father for helpThe Ed Miliband clip --- It's the usual story she's told hundreds of times, and continues to tell to this day. There is no deviation. Same dead eyes, monotone voice. Nobody ever questions her - because the MC journalists and audience see it as a class issue, with Jack masquerading as a poor, working-class person. So she's gotten away with her lies and embellishments for nearly 10 years now.
that's definitely a night terror, not a dream.I bet Matt occasionally dreams that Jack is booked as a guest on Saturday Kitchen, and wakes up in a cold sweat.
Sorry if this has already been done but pip is extremely hard to apply for and get. Mr ogre is blind and had to jump through many hoops, he's now getting left alone for quite a while but for someone who fears the post so much, the dwp sends out a lot of mail (which is left up to me to read as they don't make any exceptions for visually impaired). I would dread the seemingly countless requests for reviews and appointments. So it would be hard for her to prove she has these conditions if she's only ever seen a gp. We have realms of hospital reports as evidence and they demand more and face to face assessments.Thanks for that. It could go some way to explaining how she is able to afford to rent a three bedroom bungalow. She is not likely to let on to her followers, or patreon donators, that she is receiving something.
I loved my blackberry so much & would happily have one now if it wasn’t for Apple Home, the keyboards wereHeynigella,have you ever heard of anyone write about potatoes apart from me. Pet me on the head and tell me ( in a baby voice) I am a good girl.
I must admit I struggle with this too. The phones to me weren't advance enough then to do it, I don't think. Fair enough if she used email but even then it would have been a right frustrating pain.
If she said that today I would fully get it, but I must confess I( meaning only me, my opinion and it's not legally binding) find it hard to believe.
Also to add my husband had a fancy blackberry then and I don't even think he could have managed it and weren't they the office phone at the time?
Does anyone really want 120 “art postcards” a year? Is Jack really able to produce 120 different designs? (And can she actually post them?).Sorry if this has already been covered.
Went for nosy at this Patreon thing and blimey. There are a lot of people being paid for their services, it's like a big fat begging pot.
Her's has 282 saps paying her, the saps also have to pay a fee for processing their money - how nice is that. She has to pay a fee for the 'money' she receives (and I think a minimum $300 monthly fee but that might be the % fee)
So at the lowest, she charges say $4 x 282 = $1128 a month - lowest 5% fee = $1082.88 per month. (£829.40)
For the highest $44 x 282 = $12,408 per month - 12% = $10,919.04 per month (£8,363.17)
and many more combinations in between.
Nice little earner for no big outlay.
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Nobody could get through her 3000-word cover letter.Maybe she’s just shit at job applications
Is it going to be 120 postcards with her hands cradling a bowl filled with a variety of slopsDoes anyone really want 120 “art postcards” a year? Is Jack really able to produce 120 different designs? (And can she actually post them?).
I’m sure someone in the earlier threads likened it to the scene with all the Hogwarts letters in Harry Potter and it makes me HOOT every time I picture it. Nobody wants endless fucking postcards Jack.Does anyone really want 120 “art postcards” a year? Is Jack really able to produce 120 different designs? (And can she actually post them?).
If she’s really had as many jobs as she’s claimed (a tattler has a list somewhere), and puts them all on her CV, then it will make her look like she can’t stick at anything for longer than a few weeks, i.e. unemployable.Maybe she’s just shit at job applications
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