Jack Monroe #58 Schrödinger’s Jack: simultaneously working and sleeping all hours

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@choccydigestive is grunka-ing and so my notifications have just reminded me that Jack did a poll as to whether she should do a video of her reading POTATOES out loud. I assume the poll came out in the affirmative. Where's the video, Jack?!

There is one thing she could do if she gets really stuck for cash:

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What does the first photo make me think of Amber Heard doing a shit in Johnny Depp's bed
 
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Maybe it's one of those things where someone gets sort of frozen in time...like how you always think of Justin Bieber as an annoying 13-year-old when in fact he's *checks google* an annoying 26-year-old.

I think it helps that most of her followers don't seem to pay her that much attention.
 
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Yup.

 
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Seriously, what is that in her pocket? I can't stop looking at it trying to work it out and I've a) got actual paid work to get on with and b) staring at another woman's pocket (also not a euphemism) is not healthy.
I honestly think it’s shellfish, which as we all know from one of her previous theatrics, she’s SEVERELY allergic to...
 
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She could even have put explorer on her list of careers and ventured further afield to Cockburn Street and Gurkha Cafe, their food is fabulous and tastier than a Burger from a chain
Kebab Mahal for the true low cost Edinburgh experience.
 
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She’s just retweeted Nigella/potatoes AGAIN. How many more bloody times?
 
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Jackie Monroe - I am a thirst trap with a pocket full of clitorises.
I’m behind as always so sorry if this has been said but this really needs to be the next thread title!
It made me hoot up a lung and then fizz all over the floor all whilst howling and clawing
 
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This one hit deep. When I split up with my ex of 7 years (we’d been together since 19), I ended up with (almost) no friends. Didn’t realise until after we broke up that me, a shy kid with only 2 real friends of my own from school, and some work acquaintances, that I’d spent those 8 years that were the majority of my 20s happily making my social life revolve around his. I counted his sister and sister in law as my closest friends and it was just so awkward to maintain a friendship after he cheated on me. I’ve developed more friendships over the years, but always worry people think I’m weird for not having more friends from that time of my life.
 
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I love this
 
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TBH, Jack's unique vocabulary kind of makes me hope her next career move takes her into erotic fiction. The fizzing ephemera of a drawer full of cocks...
 
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I was in a very long relationship through university, and don't maintain a lot of friends from that period due to my awful ex. I've got lots of pals from the postgrad I did afterwards (that he didn't want me to do). It's not weird at all, I totally understand.
 
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I don’t have any friends from school and only a handful from uni I keep in touch with. You’re not weird at all. X x x
 
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Is there an illness she hasn't had? Is there a horrible life experience that she hasn't suffered? She has got to be the world's most unfortunate individual. The way she goes on and on, if she was in the Sahara Desert, she would say it rained all day. If she won the National Lottery, it wouldn't be enough. I feel fortunate that I am never likely to meet her - what a downer it would be.
 
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Just a thread reminder to mention she is the >>only<< person who hasn’t been invited back to saturday kitchen with some being back on more than one occasion.

Must sting but I’m not sure she realises...it was scripted.
 
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