I cant believe i just wasted ten minutes on this
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Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now
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In soooooo many ways.
Jack Monroe #290 The Violet Elizabeth Bott of food, she will cook and cook until you are sick.
Did she delete? I can’t see that On her weekly planner. Tomorrow is sausage and mushroom stroganoff. Yesterday was cannellini, bacon and pork pie. #90percentvegan
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That Moscow mule mug bollox led to this banger which could be applied to well, any of the above, from @Veronicaaa tho
You were not married, so it’s not a wedding ring.
Louisa.
You were not married, so she’s not your wife.
I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE!
Nah, never mind. No you wouldn’t. duck off, Jack
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duck me. Why did she get away with this odiousness for so long?In soooooo many ways. View attachment 3013087Same day. View attachment 3013127View attachment 3013062View attachment 3013059 View attachment 3013055Jack Monroe #290 The Violet Elizabeth Bott of food, she will cook and cook until you are sick.
Did she delete? I can’t see that On her weekly planner. Tomorrow is sausage and mushroom stroganoff. Yesterday was cannellini, bacon and pork pie. #90percentvegantattle.life
That Moscow mule mug bollox led to this banger which could be applied to well, any of the above, from @Veronicaaa tho
If she wasn’t so utterly odious, you’d almost feel sorry for the complete and utterly pathetic twit she so consistently makes of herself.
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Louisa.
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I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE!
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Nah, never mind. No you wouldn’t. duck off, Jack
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Friedzilla.
Fish stank.
"A fish called Allegra" as a thread title suggestion.
Fish stank fish stank
Absolutely rank
They give off a massive honk
And when they've LEFT they've hank*.
*past tense of honk
Absolutely rank
They give off a massive honk
And when they've LEFT they've hank*.
*past tense of honk
There's that line from A FIsh Called Wanda where someone says "apes don't read philosophy" and another character says "Oh yes they do; they just don't understand it".
Don't know why that popped into my head while contemplating guest just now.
Ah, your later explanation makes it clearer than Wiki. Sorry about that!
That’s not a ham sandwich…
Apes don't read philosophy would be an amazing thread title. Timeless, suitable for every Guest occasion!
Really late to the party here (been stuck in Elevenerife), but I went to visit some friends one time and they had a set up pretty similar to the one in the pic, so I went to sit on the 2 seater sofa in front to watch the fishes, and they said, "Oh, you can't sit there. That's just for the cats when we are out at work". There was no other seat in the room!!!
Fish dad my arse.
Who the duck doesn’t let their guests(!) sit in a chair but says the fish tank is for their cats? wtf? Is the sitting chair for the cat?
For some reason, I’ve just thought of her clicking to select Gym rat 
and now cannot stop laughing
And the hiking to set fire to garlic and take photos at Country Music festivals (for one person) held in her own back garden.
Off she hikes to the Country Music festival, with her spectacles and her three cheap toffees!
ss @Marmalade Atkins and for extra cringe
Such. A. Dick.
Rock and roll through n through tho.
and now cannot stop laughing
And the hiking to set fire to garlic and take photos at Country Music festivals (for one person) held in her own back garden.
Off she hikes to the Country Music festival, with her spectacles and her three cheap toffees!
ss @Marmalade Atkins and for extra cringe
Rock and roll through n through tho.
Bags are good because you can put things in them. I do not want people to put things in her
The tinder profile has to be what someone with the confidence of cocaine writes. Or else no self awareness. But the 5.17 is the most ridiculous. Just say 5 ft 2. Or the other ffs.For some reason, I’ve just thought of her clicking to select Gym rat
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And the hiking to set fire to garlic and take photos at Country Music festivals (for one person) held in her own back garden.
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Off she hikes to the Country Music festival, with her spectacles and her three cheap toffees!
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ss @Marmalade Atkins and for extra cringe
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Rock and roll through n through tho.
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And also I imagine any DR foolish enough to swipe whichever way would class vaping as smoking as there are pics.
#not all bags
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She has gone a fish too far now. I eoll see myself out. Oi pet stop chatting up drs, they actually BUSY and have no time for your tit!
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