Aye, those bow tie ones could defo be mistaken if they had congealed and broken a bit on one end.
Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now
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Any chance she’s telling DrLawnFish she’s a Fish Dad because she had Allegra, Nigella, & Gordon in a bowl 13 years ago?
If it exists I’d say unfortunately it’s both 1 and 2.
Same. I can’t see her being disciplined and unselfish enough to take care of anything more complex than a stuffed toy.
Fish Bad more like.
Fish dad fish dad
Jack's a fish dad
Quickly fishy swim away
Take the only change ye had
Jack's a fish dad
Quickly fishy swim away
Take the only change ye had
Thread title?
Oh ffs that should say chance. I've had a Nando's and a three wines.
Fish Dads, Fish Dads
Wealthy doctor fish dads,
Fish Dads, Fish Dads
Wife them up, Yum
Wealthy doctor fish dads,
Fish Dads, Fish Dads
Wife them up, Yum
Ahh I always remember Annie Nightingale playing that on the Sunday night request show.
Back on topic: before Jack's time.
Back on topic: before Jack's time.
I know someone said lawn fish dad didn’t follow her but I could have sworn a week or two ago when she first “fished” for attention on this I thought he was following her. Apologies to lawn fish dad if this isn’t the case but maybe he has never followed her or else he has unfollowed which would be funnier.
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Sorry I’m a 1978 truther!
heh, just watching Jane McDonald on C5 and our old pal gary wilmot has shown up
I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic
I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic
Remind me who he is as I’m trying to watch the kicky ball and read tattle and I don’t think I can find the back story on this at the same time.heh, just watching Jane McDonald on C5 and our old pal gary wilmot has shown up
I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic
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Fish dad, fish dad
Why you so sad?
Because Jaws is coming after you
And her cooking looks like poo.
Why you cry,
Fish guy?
Guest lie
And on farts
Rides high
Why you so sad?
Because Jaws is coming after you
And her cooking looks like poo.
Why you cry,
Fish guy?
Guest lie
And on farts
Rides high
Fish fish fish
Fish fish fish
Jack is tit
The end
my creativity is at an all time low.
Fish fish fish
Jack is tit
The end
my creativity is at an all time low.
I've found her fancy new fish tank
heh, just watching Jane McDonald on C5 and our old pal gary wilmot has shown up
I've been here all these years, but I can't actually remember why we started invoking him, but this thread title will always be iconic
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Because Jack is an attention seeking idiot and so this…
Led to this…
Which OF COURSE could only lead to…THIS
Screenies from top, @SmolWarrior @shugabug23 and @jenny2603
Here’s the link to Jenny numnums
post and then you can work backwards from there!Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards
The dog has been mentioned before in earlier threads. Can't remember the details. I assume she is drawn to huge dogs to enhance her wee smol pixie appearance it was #143, dear heart. Look at the date - it’s almost like she has a list of topics for every month at this point?!
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Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards
Blimey! She doesn’t learn, does she?
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Tragic twit
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Led to this…View attachment 3012971
Which OF COURSE could only lead to…THIS
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Screenies from top, @SmolWarrior @shugabug23 and @jenny2603
Here’s the link to Jenny numnums
Edit: here’s the tweet that preceded the sad twit’s cat tweet at top. Also @shugabug23Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards
The dog has been mentioned before in earlier threads. Can't remember the details. I assume she is drawn to huge dogs to enhance her wee smol pixie appearance it was #143, dear heart. Look at the date - it’s almost like she has a list of topics for every month at this point?!tattle.life
View attachment 3012989Here’s the link to that so where it all truly started. guest is such a tragic twit.
Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards
Blimey! She doesn’t learn, does she?tattle.life
A school friend of mine was related to Gary Wilmot by marriage and one year she had her birthday at one of his concerts. We had front row seats and a private meet and greet afterwards. What made it weird was that we were 8 or 9 and had absolutely no clue who he was. Nice chap though!
On topic: guest should be banned from owning animals.
On topic: guest should be banned from owning animals.
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