Given Labour now have a candidate being scrutinised for potential bloating of their military service, he won't need guest banging on about big chocco's para days to people on his behalf.
Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now
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Oh gods, 'Fish dad' () was not on my bingo card at all. She's such a creepy weirdo about everything.
If she married fish dad would she become Dr Dr Dr Jack Monroe?
Sorry, I thought this was a random mark she's been focusing on...now I seem to grasp its the military person from D-Day who she was going on about...
Oh dear
Oh dear
D-Day parachute guy is her local Labour candidate: she’s implied that she’s been involved in his election campaign.
Aquarium Guy is some rando who went viral a few weeks ago for finding a goldfish on his lawn.
I think.
And as soon as he went viral guest suddenly announced she had a tank full of tropical fish.
Please dont hate me Canal but I had my first one recently and I did not like t
And yet guest hasn't produced any photos of this fish tank of hers. Funny that,
Can you imagine how dirty it would be if it did exist?
Her kid's goldfish that were supposedly named Allegra and some-other-chef were never seen nor mentioned again and guest was free to move to London at a moment's notice when she hooked (sorry, that's lame, I know) Leggy. Those fish (if they really existed) ended up down the loo as fast as she could say ker-ching.
Hope she doesn't have a tank full of delicate, tropical fish that need skilled and regular care because she cannot be trusted.
Animal abuse Jack is my least favourite Jack.
I read that as desperate bag but then I realised she cannot be a bag as bags are actually useful.
This looks like her parsley sauce!
Jack manufacturing an entire personality to try and reel in new narcissistic supply is so transparent.
I'd be balls deep in tramadol (she's not) if I was that tragic.
I'd be balls deep in tramadol (she's not) if I was that tragic.
She's locked, and he doesn't follow her, so he's not going to see it at all now.
A good parmo is a thing of glory but it’s one of those foods that it’s either good or awful I reckon, no in-between meh palatable stage. Like chippy chips that are either lovely and crispy and amazing or flaccid pale awfulness.
Mr SST comes from Boro (
) so knows a thing or two about a Parmo. I flatter myself that my homemade one knocks the socks off any you can buy. Buttermilk marinade for the chicken the night before and enough cheese in the sauce and topping to bring on a cardiac arrest just by looking at it.
The best thing about bags is that you can turn them inside out to make bags to store stuff in. Making bags (just like boxes) the best and so universal!
Never not a bloody embarrassment and cause of others cringing themselves inside out 
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