Jack Monroe #575 The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own

[Valiofthedolls]

Doubtful that this would've been a paid gig. Bloody hope not.

She’ll have been shitting herself heading into that great hinterland north of Watford but south of Celery. Wonder who she took along from her Rolodex of Muscle? Big Lin? Pappy Chocco? Matt Gloss? Chess Bae? The fella with the radiators that emit gases? Or someone else…?

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[PummelMyPumble]

Guys .....

Guest is gloriously out of her depth here in every way! I love to see it!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Guest hasn't even liked the post yet.

Remember, it's Tuesday, tender butter bean
We'll get a reaction about 2am once she has reversed out of Charlie Street and pulled into Comedown Close.

 

[PummelMyPumble]

She is gripped by a great adenoidal terror.

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She looks like a cross between Bodybag from Bad Girls and the main partially deceased syndrome sufferer from In The Flesh, here.

 

[Grifty Mc]

Grey pov jumper deployed.

Ahhh you beat me to it!
Did you see the state of the end dishes? What have the povs done to deserve this??
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Nope, can't watch it. I'm putting my sphincter first for once.

I bet she's dying to share the video on Xwitter to stick it to the "trolls" who thought she wasn't actually involved with FareShare. Telling the truth about one thing in ten years isn't the flex she probably thinks it is.

Our @Geetbo always puts his sphincter first

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Got some more screenshats

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I like this part when she gives a narc fury stare then storms across the room like she’s about to shiv someone in the back with a homemade shank she fashioned out of old tins. View attachment 2973853
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She seems to be counting her tits in a couple of those pictures - it's taking her a while by the looks of it.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

It’s shallow and catty AF but I genuinely think this may be the worst ‘do and colour combination she’s ever had and there have been some absolute shockers over the years.

It looks like she’s nicked a wig in a shade called autumnal wheat off some fella in Idaho who’s a local news anchor on a Republican-leaning tv channel. Dire.

 

[nothanksbabes]

It’s shallow and catty AF but I genuinely think this may be the worst ‘do and colour combination she’s ever had and there have been some absolute shockers over the years.
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It looks like she’s nicked a wig in a shade called autumnal wheat off some fella in Idaho who’s a local news anchor on a Republican-leaning tv channel. Dire.

It looks like she's repurposed an old George Michael* fancy dress wig she found in the back of a cupboard.

*No offence to the dear departed George, who was a beautiful human being inside and out. Guest could never.

 

[Grifty Mc]

I’m trying to convince myself that she has been prosecuted for fraud and this is community service.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I just listened to it. The quavering, terrified sounding, miserable sounding voice she has it's hard to imagine how she was ever considered suitable for live TV.

Probably did a Yosser Hughes - "Gizza job. I can do that. Gizza job, mate" - till they gave up.
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Is it the one from the top of the Easter cake?!

I THOUGHT THAT!

The minute I saw it, I thought, "It's the Demon Bunny off the cake"

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Absolutely shitting a pinecone because she is shite scared here.

That schnozz is sliding down her face like a slug. Soon it will be able to say hi to her tits (that she struggles to count.

 

[nothanksbabes]

I can't bring myself to watch (or listen) to get, but it's bleeping ridiculous that after what, 12 or 13 years of thrusting herself into the public eye, her public speaking skills have somehow got worse. She's an embarrassment.

If I had to live with being her I'd be up to my eyeballs in party powder too (allegedly).

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Absolutely shitting a pinecone because she is shite scared here.
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That schnozz is sliding down her face like a slug. Soon it will be able to say hi to her tits (that she struggles to count.
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If only she wasn’t…too short

And so concerned with the morality of it!

 

[Geetbo]

I wonder why she is sharing a wig with Michael Fabricant.

 

[MavisBeacon]

I wonder why she is sharing a wig with Michael Fabricant.

LOL OMG

 

[Darvos]

Such blank terror. Woman’s not well. I’d worry for her had we not been here a billionty times before and know she’ll come back in full gale force narc. And what the hell is the point if she didn’t get paid (I hope you wiser fraus are right there) and the organisation is prevented from properly sharing on the socials? I’m confounded. What a waste for the others. She just takes, every time.

Candice seems nice.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Such blank terror. Woman’s not well. I’d worry for her had we not been here a billionty times before and know she’ll come back in full gale force narc. And what the hell is the point if she didn’t get paid (I hope you wiser fraus are right there) and the organisation is prevented from properly sharing on the socials? I’m confounded. What a waste for the others. She just takes, every time.

Candice seems nice.

I suspect she hopes if she keeps quiet and keeps doing these "good" things, the thieving and lying will be forgotten and she can do the "ebil trolls harassing me when I'm volunteering!" act when anyone calls her out.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I wonder why she is sharing a wig with Michael Fabricant.

It's what Povs do. She is trying to blend in.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

What bad fortune for her come back social media gig to coincide with trending on the hellsite for being a notorious grifter.

ETA: She tried to brazen it out by sharing a photo of a car park.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

I knew I'd seen that haircut somewhere else recently.