Jack Monroe #575 The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own

[Nonah]

That hair colour is what one of my colleagues once described as “dog”.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

It’s shallow and catty AF but I genuinely think this may be the worst ‘do and colour combination she’s ever had and there have been some absolute shockers over the years.
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It looks like she’s nicked a wig in a shade called autumnal wheat off some fella in Idaho who’s a local news anchor on a Republican-leaning tv channel. Dire.

And I think her haircut came courtesy of Rishi Sunak's Comms team

 

[ChiaraRimini]

Mithering further on this, the clumsy phrasing degree she had but simultaneously didn’t have while working in the pub that she started while in the fire service but had to LEFT when she LEFT the fire service?
View attachment 2973672She must have started that degree in the 6 or so weeks total (which includes the weeks she was “signed off sick with stress” til she flounced) after she came back from her 18 month maternity leave and couldn’t manage childcare.

Cos before that she was BUSY, as when she got knocked up she was still working 3 jobs with 4 GCSEs to her name working 6 days and 2 full 15hr nights a week and earning more than any of her old school friends who had been to uni.
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And had a CHESTERFIELD SOFA.

“Living the dream” as a 21 year old is working 3 low level jobs and owning a sofa is it? Not travelling the world, achieving academic success or partying with your mates. Silly me.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

That hair colour is what one of my colleagues once described as “dog”.

The 'Blond' Action Man (with the Eagle Eyes) colour.

 

[MooBelle]

I’m trying to convince myself that she has been prosecuted for fraud and this is community service.

Thread title nomination please

 

[houseofhoop]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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Looks like they are all saying ‘guest is a wanker’
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Also who wants to do the honours please…

 

[HotesTilaire]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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I’m not breaking tattle rules just to post “how does she look like both Wallace AND Gromit, the grifting charlatan”

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[griftalo]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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Her tits are definitely lacking definition, is she wearing a stab vest under the pov jumper?

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

I’m not breaking tattle rules just to post “how does she look like both Wallace AND Gromit, the grifting charlatan”

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Yes! I always think of this chap..‘It’s easily turn off and onable’

Jack’s policy on most things.

 

[YerDa]

I’m not breaking tattle rules just to post “how does she look like both Wallace AND Gromit, the grifting charlatan”

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We’re all showing excellent restraint. Well done ninnies, Frauen, Herren and lurkers!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Are these wonky lip fillers?

ETA what’s the word about her latest selfless charitable act honk over on the hellsite?

 

[Hold my beans]

If only they'd taught her what to do with her hands at media presenting school

 

[Valiofthedolls]

If only they'd taught her what to do with her hands at media presenting school

And her horrible unmodulated bored-sounding adenoidal shitting-dog-shaky voice.

 

[BeardyBap]

Are these wonky lip fillers?
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ETA what’s the word about her latest selfless charitable act honk over on the hellsite?

I hope the RAF Quartermaster can cancel that large order for boxes of Kleenex. Not required, QM. Stand down.

 

[Grifty Mc]

She’s been using sun in on her hair, hasn’t she?

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-576-all-quiet-on-the-guestern-front.45495/

 

[Esmeposslethwaite]

Are these wonky lip fillers?
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ETA what’s the word about her latest selfless charitable act honk over on the hellsite?

She’s been using sun in on her hair, hasn’t she?

Oh my, blast from the past. Sun in had a distinct smell too.
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I see her presenting skills haven't improved.

Perhaps she should fundraise for a presenters course lol

 

[Django]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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No comments òr likes so far...

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

That Big Help Video has also been promoted by Illingsworth Productions, in a post that doesn't appear to have had the comments turned off. If anyone fancies doing the honours..

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Why does everyone look as though they are expecting to be reincarnated as a bowl full of goldfish and a piranha.and are getting a bit of practice in?
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Her tits are definitely lacking definition, is she wearing a stab vest under the pov jumper?

She'd be a fool not to, in a kitchen full of knives and people whose last nerve she will be stretching till it snaps.

 

[Esmeposslethwaite]

That beige hair is awful

I think is another "found under the stairs box dye" job possibly complete with DIY nail scissor fringe trim.