I don't even mind southerners making these jokes* - I'm proud of my clichéd northern heritage.Time for another hard shift in t’gravy mines. (Also northern so allowed to make this joke)
Did you touch Yr forelock?
This is actually a genuine problem in my ends - the days of the rock factories appear to be numbered because cheap Chinese imitation is taking over. The days of the chicken tikka masala and weed flavoured sticks shaped like a cock may be soon over.I don't even mind southerners making these jokes* - I'm proud of my clichéd northern heritage.
Sadly, t'gravy mines is all shut down now. All t'gravy is imported from China these days. Thank God t'Yorkshire puddin' factories and t'pease puddin' quarries are still up and runnin'.
*as long as it's in good faith - so watch thi'sen, any Southern Softies who fancy havin' a go.We'll set ferrets on ye.
Every bloody thing you buy these days comes from China.This is actually a genuine problem in my ends - the days of the rock factories appear to be numbered because cheap Chinese imitation is taking over. The days of the chicken tikka masala and weed flavoured sticks shaped like a cock may be soon over.
Coal shed conversion? It could fit there.Or in one of the outhouses, maybe?
I jest. I too live in a northern Victorian terrace. Our kitchen feels crowded with two of us in it. They weren’t built for leisurely conversations with friends whilst rustling up a little plate of something, were they?
I've been getting Facebook ads for cottages and it's sad to see names that reflect their former use. There's lots to do with the fishing industry in places like Cornwall, but also converted shops - The Old Bike Shop, The Old Sweet Shop, that sort of thing. I keep thinking 'well the house is beautiful, but it's sad to see the bike shop go'. Maybe that's just me.This is actually a genuine problem in my ends - the days of the rock factories appear to be numbered because cheap Chinese imitation is taking over. The days of the chicken tikka masala and weed flavoured sticks shaped like a cock may be soon over.
Can't help wondering what the effect would be, um, downstream of a diet of packing peanuts. No wonder our sewers and rivers are a mess.dies anyone else watch Ann Reardon on YouTube? Her latest video includes a section on people deep-frying corn starch toothpicks and eating them, and eating packing peanuts because "it's just like wotsits". Can't help but think guest missed a trick - she could have claimed to be being forced to rummage in bins for packing peanuts and corn starch bags etc
They're made out of corn and they're edible and compostable (provided you get the ones that dissolve in water).Can't help wondering what the effect would be, um, downstream of a diet of packing peanuts. No wonder our sewers and rivers are a mess.
Ah. Thanks for clarifying. Still wouldn't recommend as a solution to food poverty though.They're made out of corn and they're edible and compostable (provided you get the ones that dissolve in water).
Well, no, although I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Google AI does. But it's a much better option for packing than plastic that is hard to recycle.Ah. Thanks for clarifying. Still wouldn't recommend as a solution to food poverty though.
Fair enuff.Well, no, although I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Google AI does. But it's a much better option for packing than plastic that is hard to recycle.
Ye Olde Shitty BungalowCoal shed conversion? It could fit there.
I've been getting Facebook ads for cottages and it's sad to see names that reflect their former use. There's lots to do with the fishing industry in places like Cornwall, but also converted shops - The Old Bike Shop, The Old Sweet Shop, that sort of thing. I keep thinking 'well the house is beautiful, but it's sad to see the bike shop go'. Maybe that's just me.
I dunno.... have you considered arranging your chest freezers into a block in the bedroom and putting a mattress on top? #SmallSpaceHacks
or potato!They're made out of corn and they're edible and compostable (provided you get the ones that dissolve in water).
Didn’t lush have to switch from their popcorn packaging because kids kept eating it and though “safe” it didn’t go down well with parents or have I inadvertently believed an urban myth?They're made out of corn and they're edible and compostable (provided you get the ones that dissolve in water).
Nay lass, tha'll be in bother with t'pit owner. Ye'll get mithered (pronounced: mithered) at, ye daft puddin.I don't even mind southerners making these jokes* - I'm proud of my clichéd northern heritage.
Sadly, t'gravy mines is all shut down now. All t'gravy is imported from China these days. Thank God t'Yorkshire puddin' factories and t'pease puddin' quarries are still up and runnin'.
*as long as it's in good faith - so watch thi'sen, any Southern Softies who fancy havin' a go.We'll set ferrets on ye.
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I knew I'd forgotten something!
Mebbe if you stopped swinging t'cat around, you too could afford a Stetson. Or summat!!So true. It’s all so patronising and always people of Jack’s ilk who have either never been on a budget or were briefly skint during student days.
I also hate the batch cook and freeze. Like I don’t care about the electricity cost of running a chest freezer, it’s whatever but have these people ever been in a Northern terrace or most housing association properties up here? There’s no space for a bloody chest freezer, the kitchens are almost universally not big enough to swing a cat in. I know batch cooking and freezing is good but where am I gonna fit a chest freezer or second freezer Jack??
I’ll never forget the day I heard someone say mither in real life and found it was pronounced mither and not mither!Nay lass, tha'll be in bother with t'pit owner. Ye'll get mithered (pronounced: mithered) at, ye daft puddin.
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Mebbe if you stopped swinging t'cat around, you too could afford a Stetson. Or summat!!
I ended up in hospital as a toddler as a result of eating an old-style polystyrene packing peanutThey're made out of corn and they're edible and compostable (provided you get the ones that dissolve in water).
Excuse you, Ithinkyoullfind that's 'ye Olde shitty BUNGAMANSION 'Ye Olde Shitty Bungalow
Similarly Eastenders themed, but I can’t look at it without thinking of Barry.I always think she looks like Sid Owen in that bottom pic
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