Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

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She did a dreadful title about her batch cooking rant blog too.
 
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I remember there was a day when Mr Fruitjack got lucky! (I hope, the poor guy)
I couldn’t even begin to explain guest to Mr Grifty so he just thinks I am a giggling weirdo when someone says something funny on here.
The dog doesn't even respond any more when I'm laughing like a drain. Imagine meeting someone now and having to explain guest to them? 🫠
 
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Just saw this and thought of all the disillusioned and disenchanted 22 yr old trade unionists raised by Marxist socialist landlords.
 
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She’s one step away from shitting in flora tubs and keeping them.
 
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And she publicly posted her simpering reply to 'Corbyn', to prove to Twitter they were friends acshully, when in fact she'd merely replied to a mass automated message thinking he'd personally written to her. What a melt .
 
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And she publicly posted her simpering reply to 'Corbyn', to prove to Twitter they were friends acshully, when in fact she'd merely replied to a mass automated message thinking he'd personally written to her. What a melt .
Is there a screenshot of this anywhere? I missed this blessed era.
 
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Is there a screenshot of this anywhere? I missed this blessed era.
I can't find the exact point, but the drama starts here:


Whole thread is worth a read, it's guest at her huffing-her-own-farts-then-promptly-being-skewered best.
 
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When I was a young child macaroni pudding used to be a fairly regular thing at school. It was basically rice pudding but made with pasta instead. Even as a very sweet toothed child I wouldn’t eat it because it was just wrong and weird.
I remember it being sold in tins, and quite liking it as a kid. Goodness knows what I'd think of it now though.
 
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She is incapable of change. She is exactly the same as in this three year old thread, except this really highlights how she's managed to tank her own career.
 
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She is incapable of change. She is exactly the same as in this three year old thread, except this really highlights how she's managed to tank her own career.
I gave her the benefit of a guest’s-fictitious-friends-worth of doubts. I’m such a stupid wanker.
 
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The dog doesn't even respond any more when I'm laughing like a drain. Imagine meeting someone now and having to explain guest to them? 🫠
Someone where I work once a week said last week "people must be always sending you funny memes" because I was giggling at this thread, evidently often enough for someone who doesn't even know me to notice

I just went mmm and did that half nod half smile thing because it's harder to come out as a gossip forum reader than it is as a vegan non binary lesbian woman who also sleeps with men
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I'm immediately distracted this from @Marmalade Atkins



wtf. Please tell me these are real and exist somewhere. I will donate to the hungry kids myself
 
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She is incapable of change. She is exactly the same as in this three year old thread, except this really highlights how she's managed to tank her own career.
Can anyone check whether she and Jay Rayner still follow each other? (I may have missed this previously being checked after she stood him up - sorry if so!)
 
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IF they exist, I guarantee she's wearing shorts and a vest top and looking like someone with an average size 10/12 figure. But it's unlikely they exist, because she would have found some reason to show them off if they did. Just more wank bank fodder fishing for the neckbeards.
 
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How can you look “sexually confusing”

I can imagine LJC and Old Harold, Poppy Seed Victim, Leggy et al are confused they found her sexually anything
 
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Imagine a second deranged person (me) biting into the nice chunk of feta only to find out it's white chocolate.

It's like she sees a normal recipe and thinks 'how can I ruin this?'

Still, thank you for your sacrifice. May the mushroom gods bless you with good food and functioning radiators.
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