Just amusing myself thinking about guest rocking up to the WI with her slow cooker greengage jam.
I think that may be the chaos I was thinking of!I loved the day a year or two ago where she tied herself in knots and managed to piss off Tory twitter, Jewish twitter and momentum twitter all in one go. Think she then probably deployed coops and flounced off.
Penicillin centralJust amusing myself thinking about guest rocking up to the WI with her slow cooker greengage jam.
It's harder to hit someone if you shoot for the head, because it's a smaller and usually moving target. Torso shots are easier and just as catastrophic.On a side note, I’ve never understood the purpose of bullet proof vests. If I’m that determined, I’ll just shoot that mofo in the head. I wonder if there’s a market for bullet proof balaclavas?
(Not you Jack. No one wants any harm wished on you. Just musing.)
Yes! They were successfully trialled some 140 yrs ago by a Mr Kelly from Down Under.On a side note, I’ve never understood the purpose of bullet proof vests. If I’m that determined, I’ll just shoot that mofo in the head. I wonder if there’s a market for bullet proof balaclavas?
(Not you Jack. No one wants any harm wished on you. Just musing.)
<gets old Brownie Sash out of the loft>Are you trying to rub it in that she CANT DO ROUNDABOUTS
Yeah, I know, but I’m a really good shot!It's harder to hit someone if you shoot for the head, because it's a smaller and usually moving target. Torso shots are easier and just as catastrophic.
Don’t give her ideas for new maladies!Yeah, I know, but I’m a really good shot!
In other news, this is something else I don’t get.
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Being active on Twitter and on the TV and campaigning and loud and busy and fighting the trolls are exhausting.
Being inactive and gentle and quiet and low profile and getting no attention are exhausting.
Jack, if you are reading - as we suspect - you might want to get yourself down the doctor’s, love. It sounds like you could have ME.
Don't start giving her ideas!Yeah, I know, but I’m a really good shot!
In other news, this is something else I don’t get.
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Being active on Twitter and on the TV and campaigning and loud and busy and fighting the trolls are exhausting.
Being inactive and gentle and quiet and low profile and getting no attention are exhausting.
Jack, if you are reading - as we suspect - you might want to get yourself down the doctor’s, love. It sounds like you could have ME.
Tuppence means vajayjay here!Tuppence means vajayjay here! I never want her to give us as much as a peek of her “chubby lil thighs” thanks
Yeah, I wish I could remember when it was as it was hilarious. She almost managed to unite the entire political divide into one agreed stance…. That she didn’t have a clue what she was talking about.I think that may be the chaos I was thinking of!
Completed it, mate. When she was 24.Just amusing myself thinking about guest rocking up to the WI with her slow cooker greengage jam.
QMLANAh yes, the classic Monroe flip flop.
Can't remember the specific Twitter thread (possibly a Corbyn-related one?) but she kept flip-flopping and managed to upset people of the Jewish faith, people not of the Jewish faith, Labour supporters and also non-Labour supporters. Though her ignorance and general stupidity was also a factor.
The absolute tool.
Don't worry, tenderstem, theQMLAN
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