Tuppence means vajayjay here! I never want her to give us as much as a peek of her “chubby lil thighsI think she spends a lot of her time these days looking for opportunities to relaunch herself back on social media. There’ll be political, sporting, food (mind maybe not) clap backs all being meticulously lined up. Depher has totally screwed her in the run up to July 5. Counting days till she feels confident to give us her tuppence.
I am so fucking fed up with them. July the 4th can't come soon enoughI’m fairly sure that’s the plan. Just in time to enrol the kids for the new school year!
Classic Tory. Fuck up the country then bugger off so someone else can clean up the mess you made.
It was probably snowing and she forgot to vote.Do we really believe that she spoiled her ballot?? I don’t.
Big bowl of Revels here.I'm going to make a vat of Smash. When you guys take a shot (or clear put and offie) I'll throw balls of congealed Smash at a cut out of Guest.
This could be her plan to take us all downFinish the bottle whenever she claims to have voted and campaigned for Labour since she was a foetus.
Down the entire contents of your drinks cabinet/local offie when she flounces and deactivates after someone reminds her that she campaigned against Comrade Corbyn and didn't vote in the election that got the Tories in.
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Same and I absolutely do not want her to be giving her tuppenceTuppence means vajayjay here! I never want her to give us as much as a peek of her “chubby lil thighs” thanks
Tory win = raisinBig bowl of Revels here.
Drink = Malteser
Down it = naked Minstrel
Neck the bottle = handful of mystery
I’m vomiting from the second hand cringeShe can’t even quite remember/keep her story straight about how she spoiled it. In 2017 she coyly wrote “not my circus not my fucking monkeys”
View attachment 2951441but the following year (and less than a month after she’d not at all coincidentally published a book on cooking from tins and was telling everyone they should be…stockpiling tins for Brexit) she ALMOST SCORED IT IN HALF
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“I sat snapping biros”
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Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwinwww.standard.co.uk
What (And Why) I’m Stockpiling For Brexit.
A few months ago I was approached by several newspapers asking me to write a piece on stockpiling for Brexit. I refused, saying that I didn’t want to contribute to food shortages, panic and alarm a…web.archive.org
A Handful of Mystery?Big bowl of Revels here.
Drink = Malteser
Down it = naked Minstrel
Neck the bottle = handful of mystery
Classic move by Big Supermarket here. Those two extra bags of bananas per day in rural Norfolk will soon add up.I’ve missed people tagging her in their random supermarket gripes like she has anything to do with it.
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Narrator : nobody could, in fact, make any of it make senseWhat does not my circus not my monkeys even mean in this context?
1. Yes Jack this is our circus and monkeys - that’s why we have a vote.
2. What are you suggesting? It’s not your circus and not your monkeys so put the decision back into the hands of the circus and the monkeys?
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Matriarch of the local WIDo you think some tabloid will do a 'where are they now" in 20 years time about Guest? I wonder if tattle will still be around too.
Thanks, I didn't really want to get any sleep tonight anyway.
Ok does everyone have their life size cut out of Jude Law, vat of smash and moleskin notebook at the ready? This is our time frausShout “she spoiled her ballot” and salute a pic of Jude Law (standing, obvs)
Well that's going to haunt my nightmares for the next twenty years!
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