At least spoons can be washed, bleached, melted down etc. You'd have shadows all over from her grubby mitt prints on the bulbs.
Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something
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I've either never seen some of these or have just forgotten. She's so ghastly. Did you know, though, she's got 2 doctorates in the subject of "eating well on a nothing budget"[/SPOILER]
Here’s the link to her deleted tweets from that time. These screenshots are the posts on 15th, 6th and 3rd September.
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...meanwhile, over on 'X', I'm loving the socky clapback.
I never took notice of the numbers but is she still adding pictures to her new Instagram? I wish I knew what she was posting in there.
I never ever watch Loose Women but this clip is fantastic, a fearsome clutch of women of a certain age luring the Prime Minister in with bantz and then going in with the hardest questions. Judy Love really nails Sunak to the wall on matters of poverty. Love to see it. A lot of lobby journalists (Laura K, I'm looking at you!) could learn from this.
PS: Any sign of Jack's very important poverty-busting work from yesterday? No?
ETA: Judy's questioning starts at about 6.5 mins. Banging.
PS: Any sign of Jack's very important poverty-busting work from yesterday? No?
ETA: Judy's questioning starts at about 6.5 mins. Banging.
“Be humble sis” oh the irony
Alexa, show me the very definition of an insufferable hole in ten words.
Thank(space)you.
So what did you study in these doctorates guest, do enlighten us
"2 doctorates in it"
bleeping HELL.
bleeping HELL.
She must have four doctorates then, because as well as those two, Essex gave her one for her “research into poverty in the UK and Tanzania” (even though they don’t mention any of that on their website), and Coventry gave her one for her “published work on food austerity” (which they also funnily enough don’t mention as the reason)
(She dirty deleted this tweet, for obvious reasons)
What Essex said
Honorary Graduands announced - News - University of Essex
“Hello, hello? Is that the University of Essex? It is I, Daniel Blake THE Jack Monroe. Can I receiveth thy blessing to subsequently change the first two letters of my user name on a social media website?”
Lyn University of Essex said it’s fine.
ETA: Jack doesn’t like it when people question her about her PhD. In fact, she writes doctoral-length insufferably pompous (illustrated with photographs) dissertations on it, while not actually managing to ever answer the question. twit.
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ETA: Jack doesn’t like it when people question her about her PhD. In fact, she writes doctoral-length insufferably pompous (illustrated with photographs) dissertations on it, while not actually managing to ever answer the question. twit.
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...
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She studied the insides of her own eyelids while napping like a *checks notes* Rubens. And contributed a chapter to the Poverty Grifters' Handbook, dontcha know?
Ok, now I've gone off my luncheon gauchely thinking about where Leggy's fingers have been.
24 police investigations into the comments section of her blog 
That Coventry blurb isn’t ageing well. Her commitment to creating better futures? Apart from bleeping up her own future, what has she done for anyone else’s?She must have four doctorates then, because as well as those two, Essex gave her one for her “research into poverty in the UK and Tanzania” (even though they don’t mention any of that on their website), and Coventry gave her one for her “published work on food austerity” (which they also funnily enough don’t mention as the reason)
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(She dirty deleted this tweet, for obvious reasons)
What Essex said
What Coventry said (twice). She’s under 2017Honorary Graduands announced - News - University of Essex
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LynUniversity of Essex said it’s fine.
ETA: Jack doesn’t like it when people question her about her PhD. In fact, she writes doctoral-length insufferabley pompous (illustrated with photographs) dissertations on it, while not actually managing to ever answer the question. twit.View attachment 2941431
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...
I'm going to stop now but uhhhhhh ....
POTEMKIN VILLAGES and RECENT ASPARAGUS SHORTAGES IN TESCO of course!
Either that or Wikipedia, anyway (from 2020)
As spotted by @kachoochoo
Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
(She's going to be on twitter all day long) (Also why ... )
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Jack Monroe #77 Further into the depths of culinary depravity
Is anyone running a book on what dinner will be? I'm hoping the opened tin of sardines will be used in something delicious. But possibly not as she's been BUSTED over them not being smart price 😬
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hang on, loathe as I am to agree with the Daily Mail, oral sex can give you cancer. Human Papilloma Virus is spread by sexual contact of all types, including oral sex, where it can give you throat cancer. This is why the efficacy of the HPV vaccine is so brilliant, not only is it massively reducing the incidences of cervical cancer, it will also reduce incidences of throat and penile cancers.
Dunno about Pringles, though, I'm going with "probably not."
I didn’t think we meant “lights on” so literally
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Don't forget though, Pringles also gave her lip injections inflated lips 
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