Just trying to avoid a bitter battle over who gets the cannon.
Just trying to avoid a bitter battle over who gets the cannon.If there's a hotchpot clause in the will then any lifetime gifts are taken into consideration when dividing up the estate. Trusts are different, though Choccy D may well think he's one of the big boys in need of these structures!
And the bikeJust trying to avoid a bitter battle over who gets the cannon.
What in heckington heck is an "untouchable direct debit"?Didn't she say the last time she declared she was newly sober that she was putting the equivalent of what she'd have spent on booze into a savings account for him? Given that she claimed to have been downing 200 units a week, there must be a small fortune awaiting him by now.
ETA - it was half of what she'd spend on booze. Presumably the other half went on sideboards or snow.
Of course, there was an almighty tip jar rattle in the same series of tweets. And none of this has ever been mentioned again, so presumably poor SB never got his "Summer of Dreams" in the end.
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Yes! My OH (hasn't left) gave me food poisoning on my birthday and I only needed rehydration on the day after the hideous night of fluid leaving my body through every available orifice. I just can't work out what could be ailing herWhy has she needed to rehydrate herself for several weeks? Rehydration is a temporary measure to help you recover from vomiting or diarrhoea. If you are still symptomatic after a few days the recommendation is to seek medical advice. Now Jack is not normally one to shy away from trotting down to A&E or her GP for a minor ailment.
What on earth could be causing someone who gobbles down food swimming in watery sauces to need rehydration and suffer from cramps and muscle pains. It's a real mystery
Also, that would be 477 days sober based on the date she gave on Facebook, not 374. That’s over a hundred daily direct debits she’s conned him out of.What in heckington heck is an "untouchable direct debit"?
And what, pray, is a "watertight" savings account? (One that's not with Northern Rock?)
I was just thinking there is no way. Maybe she means a standing order. Even so it's so stupid for someone who bitches constantly about the precarious and unpredictable nature of freelance income. Imagine your gas bill direct debit bouncing because your stupid daily standing order went out first. Gaaaaaaah I know it's a lie but it's enraging because it makes you want to work out how on earth it's even possible. her lies are the thief of time and mental energy as well as of patreon dollahI have a business bank account and get charged for every direct debit... wouldn't she be better doing one monthly one instead of 30 daily DDs?
Why am I even writing this....? It's all bollocky lies
I can only assume that she means a savings account that she's not a signatory to, so she can only pay in, not withdraw. But there are no such things as "untouchable direct debits", they can be cancelled at any time. They also can't be set up to transfer money between individuals, she probably means a standing order, which again can be cancelled at any time.What in heckington heck is an "untouchable direct debit"?
And what, pray, is a "watertight" savings account? (One that's not with Northern Rock?)
What she means is she has something like Monzo where you can (or could) set it to do things like transfer £1 a day into a pot via IFTT. They used to endlessly advertise you could set it to pay into a pot when it rained to use for summer activities on the 4 days of summer the UK gets.I can only assume that she means a savings account that she's not a signatory to, so she can only pay in, not withdraw. But there are no such things as "untouchable direct debits", they can be cancelled at any time. They also can't be set up to transfer money between individuals, she probably means a standing order, which again can be cancelled at any time.
Why did I just waste two minutes of my life typing out an explanation for one of her ridiculous lies?
This is an evergreen comment, appropriate at all timesHaven’t grunked so sorry if it’s misplaced, but she’s a terrible public speaker. She’s so honky.
Yeah exactly. Starling has similar. If you spend eg 90p you can nominate to round up so the 10p goes into a rainy day fund. I suspect that's all she means but as usual, she has to go too far so that it's no longer believable. It can't just be this, it has to be complex and special.What she means is she has something like Monzo where you can (or could) set it to do things like transfer £1 a day into a pot via IFTT. They used to endlessly advertise you could set it to pay into a pot when it rained to use for summer activities on the 4 days of summer the UK gets.
Of course being the Jack we all know, she’ll have done it for about a week, then stopped it and spent the money on opal fruits and spicy Pringles.
To clarify I didn’t misunderstand rainy day fund on the Monzo one, they literally advertised you could have money transferred automatically if it rainedYeah exactly. Starling has similar. If you spend eg 90p you can nominate to round up so the 10p goes into a rainy day fund. I suspect that's all she means but as usual, she has to go too far so that it's no longer believable. It can't just be this, it has to be complex and special.
Because, reasonsWhy is she like this?
Here you go. I'm surprised she's not claimed to have made it up herself.I can’t find her recipe anywhere.
That would do as a rough approximation of ORS. Sorry, I am a bit of a geek about this stuff (professional interest!). I thought it was a bit basic, so I compared it against the formula of a pharmacy own brand.Here you go. I'm surprised she's not claimed to have made it up herself.
At least she's honest about being an "avid book fan" as opposed to being an avid reader.
Have we seen this? I thought she came across really well after the usual ARE WE ON CAN YOU HEAR ME, couldn't avoid talking about herself in the end and how quirky she is. Giving some self awareness vibes too
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