Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

[BeardyBap]

Duolingo Jack
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Politics Jack …Bingo!

 

[secretsrsafe]

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The Rishimate tweets are her idea of being a campaigner. A keyboard campaigner who has decided to enter the fray with the sole purpose of raising her fossilised SM profile. Crawl back into obscurity and give your hyper-mobile, arthritic phalanges a bleeping break.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

She has selective amnesia, so assumes that we all do. She simply had to come out of purdah because she needs money desperately. Major tin rattle due in 10, 9, 8, 7 ……..

All my tax goes through PAYE so I'm just guessing here but could she have had some sort of bill from HMRC? Self-assessments are due in January so if she missed that deadline would the fine be landing about now?

 

[Hollaaa]

She’s such a bloody maverick isn’t she? Attacking a government that is universally loathed and will be kicked out at the next election.

I'm holding out for a "this would never have happened under Her Majesty's steely gaze" or some leering reference to Hazza. Hopefully not any food, though.

 

[Madonna_Claws]

On further reflection, if her first goth/grunge rodeo was 20 years before 2021 that would make it 2001 and she’d be 12-13 years old.
View attachment 2904190Which is…weird, cos can’t for the life of me remember Wayne Hussey’s snazzy line in casual rugby shirts and trendy back to front baseball caps

I know it hasn't a hope in hell but Wayne Hussey's snazzy line in casual rugby shirts for thread title

Jack could well have been a 12-year-old goth - I was (well, 13 maybe and I *am* from Yorkshire so it's in my blood), plus I've been a Siouxsie And The Banshees fan since I was five - but... nah.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Is "walking the dog" an euphemism for "a sudden fall of "? Toot toot!

 

[For the truth]

Very mean but I kind of wish some hoaxer invites her on the today programme tomorrow morning to talk about her comeback takes on govt policy for the poors. Upright in bed at 4am with her crib notes….

 

[Clarends]

She posted on instagram claiming to have made it
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Jack makes stuff up about her past ie .....
Embroidered roots

 

[hereforthechaos]

It's Tuesday tomorrow. Are we getting a late April blizzard ?

 

[Foxvint]

'State sponsored manslaughter' is the sort of ridiculous hyperbole supposed to shut down all conversations about how the system can improve. I fail to witness the job free in a frenzy about the thousands of working people pegging before they get their pension.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Where's she walking the dog to, FFS? Land's End?

 

[Soup or Noodle]

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Hmm I got a really bad cut on a mandolin a few years back. Kitchen looked like someone had chopped me up and I had to drink lots of wine for the shock.

Guess what though.......? The next day you could barely see where I'd cut it because the blade is so thin and sharp the skin just sort of knitted knitted itself back together and I was left with the thinnest white scar.

...I felt rough as duck from all the wine on top of the blood and drama though

 

[lilykestrel]

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she's also retweeted Vorders promoting that StopTheTories grift tactical voting website that Supertanski and the other terminally online centrists are into

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Where's she walking the dog to, FFS? Land's End?

Got as much chance of seeing that blog post as the chocolate pancake recipe we're still waiting for after the longest ever known school run.

 

[TrolleyParton]

Where's she walking the dog to, FFS? Land's End?

Don't be silly, that poor creature doesn't get walked, garden is probably covered in his un-picked-up shite.She'll be racking up lines and setting up socks to reply with breathless admiration to her tepid takes in the hope of upping the engagement.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Where's she walking the dog to, FFS? Land's End?

Edinburgh.

 

[Carefree]

I took my dog to the park, let her roll around in the grass and sniff to her heart's content. Still came back before gobshite grifter rattles her can again.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Unfortunately I am among the thousands excluded from the Comments Club but is that a new photo of guest in her Xitter header? The photo of her showing off her non-binary boobs in the kickyball gear?

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Unfortunately I am among the thousands excluded from the Comments Club but is that a new photo of guest in her Xitter header? The photo of her showing off her non-binary boobs in the kickyball gear?

Hahaha, look ,she's got the ugly mysteriously gifted/Tiffany dupes earrings on in that pic (along with the tragic hairdo) from a while ago. As well as her sleeves rolled up comme toujours. What a loser.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Edinburgh.

She's coming to get me!!!