She's taken the "Liverpool FC fan" line out of her bio but kept the #YNWA in. Has Footy!Guest been dropped so quickly?
Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance
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Bringing this back to say that rugby shirt appears to have NICKLE(?back) on it. Not goth, but not rugby either!I know it hasn't a hope in hell but Wayne Hussey's snazzy line in casual rugby shirts for thread title
Jack could well have been a 12-year-old goth - I was (well, 13 maybe and I *am* from Yorkshire so it's in my blood), plus I've been a Siouxsie And The Banshees fan since I was five - but... nah.
Surely she's back by now. Didn't she once say that the special celebrity police dept told her not to go out after dark?
I wonder if she still has the rolodex of muscular hunks for when she needs a bodyguard?
@JombleWomble your profile pic is killing me 
Although surely even the tidy Wombles would refuse to pick up the tons of trash in the bungamansion.
Although surely even the tidy Wombles would refuse to pick up the tons of trash in the bungamansion.
UC are starting to bust balls about working 30hrs a week go get money, so perhaps she is working??
Oh tenderstem, if only, if only....
I fear that this is another one to be filed under “Coming Soon”. She just needs a weekend to pull it all together.
Ffs I’ve just sat down with some horrible biscuits and a cup of cheap tea, and she’s done no angry tirade! Why, oh why, am I surprised?
Content’s legs must be hanging off by now.
Content’s legs must be hanging off by now.
I'd vent about how awful it all is but given guest likes to pinch people's stories and twist them, I'd rather not give her anything.
Suffice to say, she did not have the last laugh.
It's almost... reassuring that she's still a pompous self centred twit.
I don't like change
I don't like change
I like to think she was allegedly in jail under a completely different name for the past number of months for crimes against good food and has just got out and hasn’t learned anything from her time inside
Quick, let's man the Flodden wall!
If this isn’t a thread title, I’m going to write a tersely worded letter to the Southend Echo.
PS, glad Jack’s recovered from the ‘mostly eating food with a spoon’ stage in her life and is now merrily using a mandolin to plane parsnips.
If we don’t get the parsnip and finger gratin recipe I will be most displeased.
Nah. Content doesn't live with her.
She's such a roaring bellend. If anyone believes that she's unlocked for any other reason than her seeing an opportunity to get on BBC News again then they're a fanny.
Walking the dog = returning the dog after using it as a photographic prop?
Today's Jack production: Fifty basic AF tweets she's copied from the Internet, real poverty campaigners, and Guardian columns. My god, her dedication knows no bounds. And with a wounded finger, no less! This must be at least an 18-hour day for her. If only everyone would do as much for the poors as Jack!
Tedious self-absorbed couch potato.
Tedious self-absorbed couch potato.
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