Bloody hell......look at what you've just written random person on Twitter. Would you walk into any other business and offer to crowdfund a member of staff's salary??
Bloody hell......look at what you've just written random person on Twitter. Would you walk into any other business and offer to crowdfund a member of staff's salary??
Jack Monroe #58: send me your hard-earned money and I'll watch it grow
Say hypothetically Nigella reached out to collab, I wonder how quickly it would take for her burned out symptoms to subside?
Spongled that’s a word I’ve never met beforeWow, never seen this before. She looks a bit spongled.
Well yes people will recognise themselves if you’re masquerading their experiences as yours won’t they?
‘Bestsellers’. Yea, right. That would be in Amazon’s ‘we made up a load of nonsense catagories so that shit, pretend authors can feel good about themselves’ section.Lest we forget... (and for new readers)
She’s filling a void as a villain!Look what I found
I’ve just hooted up a lung!! Bloody brilliant! XThis ornamentation
To the nation
With Patreon
Music happens to be the food of love
Sounds to really make you rub and scrub
I say
Pass the Patreon the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Patreon the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me cash, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the dollars, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)
It was a cool and lonely breezy afternoon
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)
You could feel it 'cause me Nan's gonna be played by June
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)
So I left my gate and went out for a walk
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)
As I pass the tower blocks I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food?)
Pass the Dyson on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Dyson on the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me the cash, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the cash, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)
So I stopped to find out what was going on
(How does it feel when I have no food?)
'Cause the spirit of Jack, you know she leads you on
(How does it feel when I have no food?)
There was a howling dread and a session was there in swing
(How does it feel when I have no food?)
You could smell the chilli as I saw and heard them say
(How does it feel when Jack has no food?)
Pass the sideboard on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the sideboard on the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me the dough, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the dosh, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)
'Cause I say listen to my story, I say blend it into paste
Give me lots of money watch me photoshop my waist
I say listen to the blueticks, donate to me with haste
Give me lots of money and I'll buy myself a place
Pass the Emin on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Emin on the left hand side
It's a good'un, give me cash, make me jump and prance
It's a good'un, give me the dosh, see me scamper every chance (Jack knows!)
You hear me on the radio
And so I say, you're gonna hear me on the stereo
And so I know you're gonna play me in the kitchen, oh
And so I say you're gonna hear me wherever you go (bowl!)
Pass the Lumie on the left hand side (I say)
Pass the Cotswolds on the left hand side
I'm a good'un, give me money, make me squeak and prance
I'm a sad'un, give me the love, 'cause I'm scamming every chance (Jack knows!)
On the left hand side (I say)
On the left hand side (I say)
On the left hand side
(We meet) On the left hand side (say man)
On the left hand side
I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
Lack of attention's gonna make me really scream and shout (on the left hand side)
I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
Lack of attention's gonna make me really howl and shout
Or maybe some other horse depositSo basically one big steaming pile of horse shit?
Must be a Scottish thing!Spongled that’s a word I’ve never met beforebut it’s a Good'n
No you can't. I haven't been able to read a book for months and months. You could look at a page and nothing goes in. It's one of the things miss the most. I definitely couldn't write an essay either - I used to write for a living before I got unwell.Can you focus enough to read 40 books when you're burnt out?
A languid eye roll
Please don't insult us. She hasn't got the self-knowledge or discipline.I know, I know
*puts hand up*
She’s got the power of bilocation! Jack’s a witch!
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