Maybe she's hoping for a gig (
) on Match of the Day? Desperate times
) on Match of the Day? Desperate times
Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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Oh, JESUS Christ. Football and Agatha Christie? Has she mentioned viennettas yet?
What a crusader. Out there fuckin' campaigning so ferociously, doing "so much."
What a crusader. Out there fuckin' campaigning so ferociously, doing "so much."
At the risk of sounding as old as my Gran, wtf are those emojis meant to mean?That would require her to put some effort in though,
Deer broccoli? Bambi vegetables?
Dear tenderstem?
At least Croydon, Liverpool and the whole of Scotland are safe.
Bib #thread title
She just can't help exaggerating a point beyond believability can she? I think I've heard the cream thing before, probably on "The Unbelievable Truth" or "You're Dead to Me" but just a cup of cream, not a goblet of heavy cream
I find the word "goblet" faintly smutty.
There was a cafe in Celeryville called the "Gobble n Go". I couldn't go past it without laughing
There was a cafe in Celeryville called the "Gobble n Go". I couldn't go past it without laughing
Oh ffs it's so obvious when pointed out! Thankspaceyou!
And apologies to @YerDa because I am an aging gran who doesn't know the ways of the youth.
No-one for Dinner
Arse on the Table
Five Little Squigs
The Non-moving Whinger
Crooked Spouse
A Daughterās a Fraudster
A Pocket Full of Lies
Arse on the Table
Five Little Squigs
The Non-moving Whinger
Crooked Spouse
A Daughterās a Fraudster
A Pocket Full of Lies
a bunch of gobletdegook uttered by a true gobshite
More like āimaginary kick-off on the 15.27 to Southend Victoria(n times)ā
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A pocketful of crumpled bus tickets, surely dear tenderoils
Unfortunately, Leatherhead has different connotations.
Today i kept getting random google alerts to my phone about the Liverpool match( after the second one i clicked not interested) does that mean i am a super fan?
That's a lot of words for "my grandad nicked stuff from the milkman and the roads department for literally no reason".
If sheās popped back up today to make a twit of herself wheeling out her tedious trite shite to distract from and make us forget that four years ago this very week she was making a twit of herself with the fat content of mince, horse spunk lasagne and lost ladle face and last year she was making a twit of herself claiming she didnāt WANT the NEWSPAPERS to recognize her with all the other famous people so NAH NAH to you and two years ago next week she was making a darn tootin twit of herself turning boxes inside out to make boxes before root root tootle reccomendinā Georgiaās finest, donāt bother, guest (happy guestiversary for the 18th, by the way!)
We havenāt forgotten. Just like we havenāt forgotten the Sue Lee grift, the Patreon grift, the Teemill grift, the Kickstarter grift, the GoFundMe grift, the āput your money into my personal account and I will do the restā grift, the āI canāt pay my rentā grifts, the āI need to fix my website griftsā the āI canāt afford bread, jam or shoes for my childā grifts and any and all the myriad others youāve based on lies and manipulations about your DIRE circumstances and bad mentals. And thatās before we get to your neglect of animals and your gleeful use of your platform to bully the vulnerable.
A disgrace, a pariah and an absolute joke. In āfootball parlanceā, thatās quite the hat trick, pal.
We havenāt forgotten. Just like we havenāt forgotten the Sue Lee grift, the Patreon grift, the Teemill grift, the Kickstarter grift, the GoFundMe grift, the āput your money into my personal account and I will do the restā grift, the āI canāt pay my rentā grifts, the āI need to fix my website griftsā the āI canāt afford bread, jam or shoes for my childā grifts and any and all the myriad others youāve based on lies and manipulations about your DIRE circumstances and bad mentals. And thatās before we get to your neglect of animals and your gleeful use of your platform to bully the vulnerable.
A disgrace, a pariah and an absolute joke. In āfootball parlanceā, thatās quite the hat trick, pal.
Donāt forget the Very Beniballs INDEX.
Has ''Chamber of Slop'' been mentioned yet?
Random thought, Jack's behaviour reminds me of when I used to pretend I loved the Bay City Rollers and would wear a tartan ribbon on my wrist. I didn't know any of their songs, I just wanted to be part of the cultural zeitgeist.
My point is I grew out of that tit when I was 7, she's constantly finding new things and pretending she's a life long fan.
Skinwalker.
My point is I grew out of that tit when I was 7, she's constantly finding new things and pretending she's a life long fan.
Skinwalker.
Is she up and about now then? Where can I see this debacle?
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