Agatha Christie got married in a church here in Edinburgh... oh noes
Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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Let’s hope she’s still got some Mel donte pineapple to hand
“OH duck OFF, I really am shy and retiring. I really, really am.”
Desperate attention seeking unemployable talentless twit.
F it, I’ll just do Jack Monroe is a scab.
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I like to think it was Content on the cover, laughing at her title change. Good dog
Also, if you “went sober over three years ago”, so before April 14th, 2021
How do you account for this performance where you were clearly absolutely fucked off your chump on January 21st 2022?
Oh, and that you were shouting about being ONE YEAR SOBER at the end of June 2022.
Suggesting you didn’t “went sober” until…the end of June 2021. Again, not “over three years ago”.
ss @Marmalade Atkins
Make up your bleeping mind, you absolute LYING charlatan
How do you account for this performance where you were clearly absolutely fucked off your chump on January 21st 2022?
Oh, and that you were shouting about being ONE YEAR SOBER at the end of June 2022.
Suggesting you didn’t “went sober” until…the end of June 2021. Again, not “over three years ago”.
ss @Marmalade Atkins
Make up your bleeping mind, you absolute LYING charlatan
Slopper on the Caledonian Sleeper
Wow, so British Agatha Christie drank heavy cream, was she in America when she did that did she use it to wash down tamales made from commissary? Call CPS!
did she use it to wash down tamales made from commissary? Call CPS!
Hickory Dickory Slop.
(Paid gigs) “And then there were none”
More Jackatha Christie fan fiction:
The Pale Horsemeat Lasagne
13 at Dinner (only 9 alive by dessert)
The Witless for the Proscuitto
The Murder at theVicarage Bungamansion
4:50 from Shoeburyness
A Pocket Full ofRye Poppyseeds
Mysterious Affair at Groucho
Five Little Pigs; Five Deadly Chipolatas
Death on the Tiles (of Jackatha's loo)
D(evil)led Eggs Under the Sun
The Pale Horsemeat Lasagne
13 at Dinner (only 9 alive by dessert)
The Witless for the Proscuitto
The Murder at the
4:50 from Shoeburyness
A Pocket Full of
Mysterious Affair at Groucho
Five Little Pigs; Five Deadly Chipolatas
Death on the Tiles (of Jackatha's loo)
D(evil)led Eggs Under the Sun
No one drinks out of a "goblet", you pretentious time-travelling wordy twit.
"Shoeburyness" is a lovely name...like an affliction or condition..."it's nothing, just a touch of Shoeburyness"
Chapeau!
She just can't help exaggerating a point beyond believability can she? I think I've heard the cream thing before, probably on "The Unbelievable Truth" or "You're Dead to Me" but just a cup of cream, not a goblet of heavy cream 
Jack’s DEAD grandad used to drink his sherry out of a set of miniature silver ones (one missing).
Oh hang on, it’s just the one goblet, and he used to put his fag butts in it down the alley and now it’s for “thingies in the hall”.
Oh hang on, that’s bollox too, cos he didn’t use a goblet as an alley ashtray, cos he used to drop his cigarette butts down the back of a wall with a traffic cone and a milk crate behind it
Needless to say all goblet-related guest utterances are a big steaming goblet of bullshit.
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