She’d be the deadliest catch amirite
Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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Perhaps she enjoyed Jack as fish so much she’s going to catch all the various ones that look like her.
The nature of “the footy” is that it’s on all the bleeping time. As her beloved hero Klopp likes to constantly moan about, they play back to back a lot of the time. So based on that logic guest has been popping back at least weekly, except oh, she hasn’t has she.
can you also duck the duck off with the pathetic need to preface bourbons with CHEAP. there are no expensive bourbons they are 35p in marks for christs sake
can you also duck the duck off with the pathetic need to preface bourbons with CHEAP. there are no expensive bourbons they are 35p in marks for christs sake
Just popping in to say people who say 'it's mine all mine' need to get in the 
and also Jackie, the south west doesn't want you.
and also Jackie, the south west doesn't want you.
It could be a number of things. A fishing gig, a pronged trident used to catch fish…
Some fishermen doing a gig…
Fish out of Marillion doing a gig…
Or an actual fish doing a gig.
Who bleeping knows.
They are cheap to her because that kind of food has always formed part of her poverty tourism.
Maybe she thinks that everything she does constitutes being "a gig", thus making it tax deductible.
A toilet gig, a shopping gig, a sleeping gig
A toilet gig, a shopping gig, a sleeping gig
A paddling pool gig, a rave gig, a peaky blinders fancy dress gig. These are only of course if she is allowed to add imaginary things she has done.
It's the same as her "two cheap toffees" shtick - the poshest M&S "Double Devon" toffees are 4.8p each, whilst the bargain basement equivalent from Asda are... 3p. Is it really worth bragging about saving 3.6p for two, especially when the ingredients are so similar?
Brilliant, I hope she comes up here for a match. I’m going to get my posse (Laz and Kebab Girl) and stand outside wherever it is the Reds do football with placards saying “Jack Monroe is a glory hunting poverty tourist who robs the poor”. Or maybe just “Jack Monroe is posh and robs poor ppl”
I haven't been keeping up with threads lately so sorry if this has been said, but it's killing me that she's gone to the trouble of making sure her memoji/metaverse avatar or whatever this is has her lip fillers 
"I'm going to Liverpool for a football gig"
With all that time off ("watching the footy" my arse) you'd think she could come up with some new things to blather about. But no, it's "teenage boy stealing all the food har-de-har", "going on a trip, anyone got any recommendations", "I missed you 
Comments Club" " blah blah blah.
Doesn't the 12 Steps that she works so diligently have something to say about breaking away from old patterns and habits?
Jack, since you're reading here to see what kind of reaction your Tweets are getting - close your Patreon and pay back the money you've grifted. That's the kind of new content that would actually be worthwhile.
Comments Club" " blah blah blah.Doesn't the 12 Steps that she works so diligently have something to say about breaking away from old patterns and habits?
Jack, since you're reading here to see what kind of reaction your Tweets are getting - close your Patreon and pay back the money you've grifted. That's the kind of new content that would actually be worthwhile.
“Jack Monroe is a Tory who reads The Sun” should do it.
I concur. We dislike her hereJust popping in to say people who say 'it's mine all mine' need to get in the
and also features her £5k Burberry Brit jacket...I haven't been keeping up with threads lately so sorry if this has been said, but it's killing me that she's gone to the trouble of making sure her memoji/metaverse avatar or whatever this is has her lip fillers
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The crowds roll in for Jack’s fishing gig.
Not only does she read the sun, she shilled for the express, fucken Tory.
Since she mentioned Dame Agatha, let's have a game with Christie book titles. I'll go first.
Slopper On The Celerytown Express.
It's why the trout pout is a tax-deductable. Obviously for a show and not her crippling narcissistic ways and ill-gotten gains.
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