She’s more interesting when she shuts the duck up and we can take the piss in peace.
Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy
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oh I'm always popping back when the footy is on me, I have done it a total of *checks notes* twice
I can’t be arsed but there’s a new flurry of asinine claptrap on X, she’s in full flow at the moment 
Now That’s What I Call Cringe no28
or maybe
Now That’s What I Call Being a Grief Thieving Ghoul no341
Christ it’s like someone made her hold her breath or locked her in a cupboard, she’s been there for months and now she’s free, free to tweet all over twitter all the repressed attention seeking narc shite she’d had to hold in.
Narchorria
The ”new tax year x Hillsborough 35 yr anniversary tomorrow” collab is working well, I see.
is we her and a Liverpool supporting fisherman beau or is this another 'we're going to go camping in the Scottish Highlands'
Sad-fishing in Torquay! Look out South West fraus, man the barricades!
The reason that there’s a load of ads on her feed is that she has a blue tick and can therefore turn on Ads Revenue Sharing. I imagine that she’s just discovered this, hence the desperate engagement farming by hopping onto to the LFC trending. Anything to earn money by sitting on her fat arse.
#YNWA
#YoullNeverWorkAgain
twit.
#YNWA
#YoullNeverWorkAgain
twit.
"Being size 6 is such a pain, it's so hard to find anything that fits someone as skinny as me, I have to buy kids clothes, it's so embarrassing. Being sugar intolerant is such a pain, but if you can't scoff a whole packet of pov brand bourbon biscuits every day perhaps you should pull your socks up and try harder?"
No duck off guest you’re not welcome down here.
Although it’s ok cos she will never get off her lazy arse to get down here.
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What do you mean, he doesn’t like custard creams LATELY? Have you been letting your lactose intolerant son eat custard creams which contain MILK and have an allergy warning for bleeping MILK?
What the duck is a fishing gig?
Maybe she is finally going to take our advice and get in the bleeping sea
Fishing for compliments. She's really good at that.
Maybe Agent Adrian has managed to scrape her a cameo on Deadliest Catch
Call 4 Fish have booked her for a live cook along of the freezer fish, at long last.
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