If she sleeps like that on her stomach, bum in the air, how come in her sleeping on her back pics her back is arched backwards? Almost like they’re all bullshit, isn’t itI think this is genuinely a bae or whoever caught me sleeping as she looks all droopy faced like she is dribbling on the duvet and snoring ha also Coops is front and centre waiting for the bae photographer to leave the room so he can start eating her face in revenge for all the vile slops and nudie pics he has been forced into over the years
It’s ancient. Pre Mr Boogly, so before August 2015Her mum’s commented on the profile pic so it seems so.
How old is that photo btw? Based on the tats I’m sure someone more clued up than me can date it.
I guess her social media detox is now complete and she’s living her best live laugh love.
TFW you’re reactivating your second Facebook account with a 9 year old photo to avoid beingIt’s ancient. Pre Mr Boogly, so before August 2015View attachment 2839652
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Going by that utterly ludicrous bouffant hairdo and the BUTCH leather, it looks like right after Leggy dumped her stupid ass and sent her scampering back off to Southend to look for handypersons, osteos, butchers and cocktail barpersons (NOT for her).
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Here’s another airing of her trendy waistcoat, from the one time she deigned to drag herself out of her bed nest to do ACTIVISM. Dickhead.
ETA just remembered a third…off to find the pic!View attachment 2839670View attachment 2839672Soul Singer Slop Slinger courtesy of @kachoochoo
ETA one more! Petit Cochon Yachtgirling it up with Big Lin. She proper got her money’s worth out of that trendy waistcoat in June-Aug 2015. New hair in this one tho. And a trendy new hat. View attachment 2839685View attachment 2839682What. A. Fucking. Berk.
Both those things can be true at the same time.Hang on I thought that was the tippy toes ballet speech but she is wearing a big pair of gutties?
Later, down at the MOD beachguest: Hi! Don’t forget to check my board, man
Wicked witch of Thorpe Bay.She looks like she's levitating at a seance in that pic
Imagine poor SB doing his exams in a couple of years and seeing thatGcse English language is approaching & I had to go through this paper with one of the kids yesterday. Yep, the Jack comprehension. It is without doubt the most shit exam paper I have ever seen and the question itself is a joke.
So they first have to read this boring wank fest.
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Note btw all the ‘I’ & usual Jack self obsession. Why the exam board didn’t set a good question for this drivel is beyond me-I’d be able to spend hours on a question like ‘evaluate the writer’s sense of self absorption and the validity of her claims’.
Instead, we got this. I wish I was making this up.
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Tries to show how others are affected? Or invents an anecdote about imaginary friends whilst humblebragging & exploiting her son by dragging him into her boring, needless bullshit story designed to sell a shit book & get attention at any cost?
I suggested we read through the text & highlight anything that mentioned ‘other’ people as asked by the question. This reminded me of Jack’s scant portion sizes. Literally-try it. Even the ‘different people were asking ME every day if I-(yes lil old me) would put them into a cookbook’ is ultimately about Jack, not about other people. Certainly not about other people who actually exist. The imaginary morons Jack invents for her gullible stans to sell the idea that her shit recipes are needed or wanted.
We ended up with hardly anything to say so I consulted the mark scheme and again, this was a pile of shit.View attachment 2837669
They’re all basically dragging the barrel to avoid saying the glaringly obvious fact: this writer isn’t crafting a decent piece of writing or doing anything to help others. The last one is hilarious: ‘the impact on others is ultimately seen in those who end up buying her book’ (her paypigs then? Also, we know all about the impacts. A bin full of wasted food, a lingering honk & the shits).
I have to wonder if the person writing this exam paper was deliberately trolling Jack with that question. The girl I was teaching actually said ‘but this makes no sense-it’s all about her’
Speaking of, here she is summoning demonsShe looks like she's levitating at a seance in that pic
Right? He won't even be able to buy himself a broken, used camera or a chess set with all the white pieces missing, or whatever other sad little trinkets he used to get for birthdays whilst mum was treating herself to Vivienne Westwood dresses and Burberry bags.Is SB still earning pocket money for managing her social? Times must have been tough for him the last few months.
Even if she got him the best presents she can’t ever admit to it because she was so busy grifting as he grew up. Either way it’s a terrible look.Right? He won't even be able to buy himself a broken, used camera or a chess set with all the white pieces missing, or whatever other sad little trinkets he used to get for birthdays whilst mum was treating herself to Vivienne Westwood dresses and Burberry bags.
Homeless trainers = pov ruby slippers.Wicked witch of Thorpe Bay.
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When was Google invented? Judging by this begging shite it must have been after July 2015
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