Speaking of, we are coming up on a busy and exciting month of momentous Jackiversaries."better suited as a guest"
And been completely wiped from BBC and Cactus.4 years and never been invited on SKL, I might piss my pants.
do you reckon the one who told her to patent it was ignorant and belligerentI suddenly absolutely believe the Mr Security at the airport skateboard strap story. I just believe that it was her who pointed it out to him and asked his opinion. Those guys are the most hardened sardonic sourpusses in uniform.
guest: Hi! Don’t forget to check my board, man hahahaha! What you think of my strap idea, eh? Eh?
Mr Security: Hmm. You should totally patent that Miss I mean Sir wait WHAT ARE YOU? [runs away to hide in the Interrogation Room, shooketh]
Sorry, I’ve spent my Easter money on a demon bunny cake topper made of black icing.Unfathomably, it's still up for sale.
Go on Hotes, you know you want to. A cheeky lil Easter treat for yourself...
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The idea that US airport staff would double take at a “Jack” is laughable ofc. This is the land of Chip, Flip, and La-A, not to mention international travellers from all corners passing through. But since her and Big Showaddywaddy Lin were in NYC and Florida on that trip (so at least one internal flight) I’d say “airports…time and time again” = one holiday.do you reckon the one who told her to patent it was ignorant and belligerent
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ETA how many times did she go to America?!
Can't remember the episode (but I believe it was the horse spunk lasagne one) but at one point she stamps her food and waves her hand at matt whilst he's interviewing someone because she's annoyed the attention isn't on her.If you want to see the dynamic between SMotF and guest - and how truly unprofessional she is - you can watch her visibly huff with fury when she’s not main character: 29:30 into DKL Episode 10. How she ever thought this cheeky lil duo would be recommissioned …
Hilariously, this is very shortly after he accuses her of stealing ideas from THAT MAN and just after she says she has to pretend she’s learned something from Matt over the preceding two weeks.
I believe she’s working on that very lasagne. When the camera does go back to her she comments something like “when you two are quite finished”.Can't remember the episode (but I believe it was the horse spunk lasagne one) but at one point she stamps her food and waves her hand at matt whilst he's interviewing someone because she's annoyed the attention isn't on her.
The focus is on Matt talking to the telly (I think to the vegetable Knowledge lady) and the camera pulls back to a wide shot with Jack visible at the edge. She's faffing around cooking and doesn't like the banter Matt has with the guest. She stamps her foot and starts flapping her hand to interrupt him she has the face of a child throwing a tantrum.
His face is hilarious. At first he's confused but a split second later he turns to thunder and you can see him clenching his jaw. He was fuming at her rudeness. However he carried on like a professional.
Universally anti Jack comments. What is funny is that it is accounts from both sides of the debate ridiculing her.Rushed here as I saw that guest was trending on Xitter, and caught up with the comments.
Lovely, everyone, lovely
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