Jack Monroe #560 Publication cancelled

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Nonah

I googled “E4 school of performing arts Jack Monroe”. Nada. *surprised Picachu face*
 
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nothanksbabes

I can't comprehend how many lies she's told. She says the thing she wishes were true and expects everyone to believe it. And you know, if you're the average person who doesn't utter every thought publicly, you probably can go through life reinventing yourself. But deliberately courting fame, and then telling your audience a load of easily disprovable and supremely embarassing lies?

I'd actually suffocate under the crushing shame of it all.
 
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moldwarp

It will never not make me laugh that Jack spite-rented an executive apartment for over £700 a month (when she could've got one for £400 or lived with her parents) and then promptly started screeching about POORZ.

Also, I'm sorry but no teenaged woman is gonna point at a picture of Allegra and say 'she's bloody gorgeous'. No one. Jack is accidentally revealing her gold-digging ways

Maybe controversial but I genuinely think young Jack was beautiful (from certain angles anyway). I'm not the best arbiter or judge of beauty as I'm naturally ugly, from a long line of naturally ugly people, and have indeed gone on to spawn progeny with faces that only a mother could love.

We're not grifters though, and our gums aren't visible from the North Circular. So, there's that.
 
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RandomFishOils

Apparently, E4 School of Performing Arts was a short lived show broadcast in autumn 2007, where eight each of dancers, singer/songwriters and actors competed for scholarships to stage schools. Guest lists herself as a “singer/songwriter” involved with the programme in May 2007. Spot her here with the other singer/songwriters? Nope, me neither.

Unless this is her amongst the dancers, next to the woman who looks like an escapee from BoSelecta?
 
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moldwarp

Jeez these are the most 2007 pictures I've ever seen.

But at least we know where Jack got her flat cap fetish from.
 
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RandomFishOils

This is so telling, isn’t it? Not “I could never have dreamt that that gorgeous woman in that picture would one day be my fiancée”, but “I could never have dreamt that that kitchen in that picture would one day be my kitchen”. The avaricious, grasping, materialistic little turd.

 
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YerDa

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The palace awards presentation normally happens in the Summer of the year of bestowal or the Summer of the following year. Sometimes it can drag on for several years depending on the recipient’s availability. This was likely mid-2007 or mid-2008.
 
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rage naan

Lads I've realised that her old twitter account is still on the way back machine as far as 2012! worry not though, pretty much all of it that's there is boring & anodyne - links to insta, links to recipes, the odd bit of showing off about being with the Legmeister, so nothing much worth mithering on

but I was intrigued by just how many times she tweeted. You can see the total number going up so quickly


She then changed the account name to bootstrapcook

and carried on tweeting 10,000 times a year





and then, whoops - they're all gone lol, presumably this is the Hopkins megadelete



but she kep up the same pace in new tweets





30 tweets a day is a lot, there are people out there that tweet a lot more , but not many of them also claim to do other work for 129 hours a week

Some bonus




Just be bi! Most people are! It's great!
 
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Valiofthedolls

QMLAN and getting hugely into the weeds here, but what a complete cunt she really is. If Dave MBE and Ev ordered a brand spanking new sofa from DFS Basildon in Nov 2021…
That’s probably why in September 2022 they specifically told you before you even got there that they didn’t want your £2,200 content dog jumping all over it, just so you could get LOLZ and attention from squigs on Twitter
squigs on Twitter had the last laugh
ss @Justacatindisguise (we were full on chaosing within a much larger chaos of Marxist Socialist Landlordism notmyfanny and boulevaaarding at that time. That thread is fucking BONKERS and has DI Burnside Jack, Rachel Dolezal Jack, all kinds of shit. She even posted this pic ss by @hooplifehero to PROVE she was at Ma and Pa’s )

Jack Monroe #398 A subscription to JackazonPrime+

Inspired by Singer Jack, I made this. I waive all rights to this, Jack, so feel free to make ‘art postcards’ out of it to give your patrons a reward for the first time in two fucking years.
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People-huv-tae-know

There is an archived website for the E4 Scool of Performing Arts. In the list of students there is not one mention of a Jack or Melissa. She probably auditioned and got knocked back. But that's enough for her to claim involvement.
 
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RandomFishOils

Four years later, and we are all waiting for someone to reply to this. Someone, anyone.

And this, from someone with sub-GCSE levels of spelling, grammar and punctuation.Yes, Jack, it is fury-inducing, especially from someone with “writer, author” in their bio.

 
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Valiofthedolls

OMG this errrr lewk is quite something to put in your profile. How in the name of fuckery is this a picture taken in 2014?!

Life Magazine (1952): Young American Nun from a tiny town in the rural Midwest. Pictured in Africa spreading God’s love via the medium of prayer and basket-weaving.
 
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rage naan

Also it's been noted before that many of the patreon commenters on the I'm Sorry post, despite saying they don't want rewards & are happy to support aLl ThE gOoD wOrK sHe DoEs, are now supporting 0 ( zero) creators on patreon, I never thought

would be one of them lol
 
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VielleFemme

Is this also when she was 'severely anorexic' and 'skeletal'?
 
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Katkat


Imagine thinking this is a good advertisement for your cooking.
 
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