She bakes themShame she doesn't collect bricks, innit.
She truly believes she zapped Hopkins but it just isn't true. Hopkins was never cancelled. She lost her Twitter account a couple of years later but that was nothing to do with Jack and the court case. It was after posting a series of particularly disgusting tweets (even by her standards) she got booted.View attachment 2677982
stick a fork in me please @FunnyFuneral
Ps re Hopkins - jack may have pretended not to be smug about it, but she definitely was smug about it
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The Shelby / Perky Blinder / awful posed photo tweet cringes me out sooooooooo badly I can’t even explain
“holy shit, she’s hot”No way this strap line
View attachment 2677919 That entire article’s pretty grim, as is a lot of their joint interview output. We know Jack’s a repressed Victorian net curtain twitching sex-obsessed moron who gets the vapours at the sight of an uncovered piano leg, but FFS Leggy was in her mid forties here. It’s like two little kids wanting attention, shouting “Oooh! Boobs! Willies! Bums!”Except it’s two grown-ass adult women wanting attention, shouting “Oooh! Ladyparts! Ladyparts! Ladyparts!”
Stop being such pathetic wannabe-shocking try-hards you pair of immature idiots.
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Edit: I accidentally something simmered without spoilering! Soz!
Jack’s teen years were…busy. We are supposed to believe that between the ages of 12 and 19 she was a severe anorexic, a highly trained ballet dancer, a brown belt in some martial art or other, a Sunday school teacher, a skinhead, a bookworm, a tearaway who stole a scalpel from school to use as a weapon, an X Factor auditioner, a chess bae and, lest we forget, a shell and a husk.My hat theory is that Harold was thinning on top so wore a hat and she decided to join in.
I’m amazed that there are still interviews with her that I haven’t read but @Valiofthedolls you’ve excelled yourself again! I think Allegra was an accelerant of her being high on the scent of her own farts but she wasn’t the only thing. These articles are just swallowing every single line of her bullshit unquestioningly
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View attachment 2678331Whither the modelling, music video and series about Jack’s daily life?
Also the Time article also features some more of these mysterious teenage photos that no one else has ever seen. Shattenstone was shown ones of a teenager in the throes of an eating disorder while Louise Carpenter saw some different ones.
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Just having a little grunk, so apologies if these names have been added-While she’s quiet, can I ask - is there such thing as a Monroe Enabler List? I’m thinking we put something together, like the Epstein Files, but for anyone that’s actively promoted or supported the Guest Grift?
Sincere apologies if this exists, ninnies.
starting with:
Mom
Ralph Little
Pratchets daughter
My hat theory is that Harold was thinning on top so wore a hat and she decided to join in.
Also the Time article also features some more of these mysterious teenage photos that no one else has ever seen. Louise Carpenter saw some different ones.
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NONE. OF THIS. HAPPENED. I am actually clutching my face with embarassment. Why is she so clueless about 1. life and 2. other humans that she cannot make up a plausible lie? Instead she's written herself into an episode of the Fast Show. Suits you, sir.
It's occasionally been mithered about that Jackworld is a curious timewarp land where hairdressers are scandalised by women asking for short styles and where passers-by can sense children born out of wedlock and publically shame the mother for her vile immoral ways.Didn't we all wear men's/boys' clothes in the early 2000s? Where I'm from we were all in tracksuit bottoms, trainers and hoodies 100% of the time. She truly thinks she inhabits some 1950s Enid Blyton world where she's a rebel and not a fucking boring, frumpy Bon Marche botherer.
Has anyone mentioned Big Chocco and Ev as well.Every single media outlet that gave her airtime to spout her 344% rice bollox in Jan 2022. I mean I know the great and the good of the British media are basically all innumerate because they all did Eng Lit at Oxbridge, but that was something else.
Although it did allow us to witness Comedown Jack in all her gory glory.
You missed out the lyrics-doodling Hole (Courtney Love’s Band) mega-fan in fishnets and black eyeliner, the AmDram aficionado/understudy narrator in Joseph and his amazing Technicolor Dreamcast who was ALWAYS the lead in school plays, the loner who preferred books to parties, the wild SoCo downing teen drunkard who got her start at 14 (and was subsequently hoisted over a taxi driver’s shoulder) the rebel but in a quiet bookish way, the Dolcelatte and Walnut-inspired Enfant Robouchon of school cookery lessons, the bunker of school, and finally, the lover of Coronation Chicken-fueled 14 mile round-trip yomps.Jack’s teen years were…busy. We are supposed to believe that between the ages of 12 and 19 she was a severe anorexic, a highly trained ballet dancer, a brown belt in some martial art or other, a Sunday school teacher, a skinhead, a bookworm, a tearaway who stole a scalpel from school to use as a weapon, an X Factor auditioner, a chess bae and, lest we forget, a shell and a husk.
Now people change a LOT in their teenage years and they defo try out new identities which they often cycle through and discard very quickly. But they usually follow a psychological theme, or have some throughline. But this lot? I just don’t get it.
BiB thread title nominationYou missed out the lyrics-doodling Hole (Courtney Love’s Band) mega-fan in fishnets and black eyeliner, the AmDram aficionado/understudy narrator in Joseph and his amazing Technicolor Dreamcast who was ALWAYS the lead in school plays, the loner who preferred books to parties, the wild SoCo downing teen drunkard who got her start at 14 (and was subsequently hoisted over a taxi driver’s shoulder) the rebel but in a quiet bookish way, the Dolcelatte and Walnut-inspired Enfant Robouchon of school cookery lessons, the bunker of school, and finally, the lover of Coronation Chicken-fueled 14 mile round-trip yomps.
While also being a shell and a husk.
That needs to be a honey badger on the right.
Honestly, Jack, I'm scarlet for you hun.You missed out the lyrics-doodling Hole (Courtney Love’s Band) mega-fan in fishnets and black eyeliner, the AmDram aficionado/understudy narrator in Joseph and his amazing Technicolor Dreamcast who was ALWAYS the lead in school plays, the loner who preferred books to parties, the wild SoCo downing teen drunkard who got her start at 14 (and was subsequently hoisted over a taxi driver’s shoulder) the rebel but in a quiet bookish way, the Dolcelatte and Walnut-inspired Enfant Robouchon of school cookery lessons, the bunker of school, and finally, the lover of Coronation Chicken-fueled 14 mile round-trip yomps.
While also being a shell and a husk.
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